Crazy shit guys text to providers

[love2fishfork]

I have a friend who is a provider. She was telling me about some of the stupid stuff that guys text to her, so I thought maybe the girls wouldn't mind sharing some of the crazier things! Here are a few examples, and no she didn't reveal any names!

Guy texts picture of his dick and asks "What do you think of my big cock?"

"I'm really horny, how much do you charge?"

"You're really cute, next time I'm in town, I'm going to fuck you!"

"Hey baby, can I put my huge hard cock in your ass!"

So girls let's hear some more! Do guys really text pictures of their dicks?

[hotnfriskie]

This should be interesting.....

[DallasRain]

quote--Guy texts picture of his dick and asks "What do you think of my big cock?"
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I get that alot!

also I get the hey babe...I don't have refs but I'll do whatever it takes to make you comfortable enough to see me!
{Ahhhh screening info that is legit is what makes me comfortable} lol

[Misawahawk]

Well it's not like the providers are teaching Sunday school and get sent cock pics.

[royamcr]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

quote--Guy texts picture of his dick and asks "What do you think of my big cock?"
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I get that alot!

also I get the hey babe...I don't have refs but I'll do whatever it takes to make you comfortable enough to see me!
{Ahhhh screening info that is legit is what makes me comfortable} lol

You should say "ive seen clits bigger than that thing". Funny thing is she probably has.

[susieq321]

Not sure why guys think we want to see their dicks. Really...do we not see enough already??

[SinsOfTheFlesh]

My favorite was the guy who texted me "Send a pic so i kno u r real"

I texted back "Ouch! I poked myself in the eye to see if I was real or not. Now I need an ice pack. This is all your fault you jerk!"

His reply "Send pix..."

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

My favorite was the guy who texted me "Send a pic so i kno u r real"

I texted back "Ouch! I poked myself in the eye to see if I was real or not. Now I need an ice pack. This is all your fault you jerk!"

His reply "Send pix..."

LOL Stacy! Too damn funny!!

[BigDeal]

This is because us men are idiots......why in the world men send those pics is beyond me

and they forget a women's brain is wired different than a woman

[JohnnyCap]

OCD loves dick pics, text them to him.

[Guest013121]

"you may remember me, my name is Bob..."

[AllThisMeat]

My favorite strange repeated text I get from providers...


"Hey"

Followed by some small talk before they tell me what they really want.

[Ginger-Spice]

I get texts like that too often, like what Gemma34 got.
Some of the ones I get are "hey its me, this is my number" or "Hey its bill, remember me?"

For any guys reading this, if you have already sent an email or are sending a text to have us remember you guys, please refer to a user name if you used one and roughly when it was.

[LeilaniBebe]

Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

My favorite was the guy who texted me "Send a pic so i kno u r real"

^^^ I get that one a lot!

I ignore texts unless its someone I already know. Some are funny & yes I do not like the dick pics so just please stop! Here are some from today...

" I want to stuff your turkey? "

" Hey gorgeous I seen your ad " (insert dick pic)

" Hi time for me at 5? Bill "

" I know your ad says no text, but are you free? "

[love2fishfork]

Originally Posted by LeilaniBebe

^^^

" I know your ad says no text, but are you free? "

Ha! If you were "free" you'd be very busy!