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09-24-2014, 05:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 15, 2012
Location: Texas
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I am kinda blunt....
Hey... Would you please pickle that thing?
( for the clueless fucktard out there vinigar and water is not only a good window cleaner, but will help with stinky tuna)
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09-24-2014, 06:17 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Join Date: Jun 19, 2013
Location: Denver
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bring them some pineapple juice next time.... 
bad diet and heavy alcohol consumption can definitely affect pussy taste...
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09-24-2014, 06:21 PM
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User ID: 245378
Join Date: May 30, 2014
Location: Houston
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I read somewhere that you can cover bad dick smell with peanut butter. I'm sure that would work here too.
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09-24-2014, 06:22 PM
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Hope Abandoned
Join Date: Sep 2, 2010
Location: South of Heaven
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And there's always facial expressions too.....similar to a fart......
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09-24-2014, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I read somewhere that you can cover bad dick smell with peanut butter. I'm sure that would work here too.
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HA!
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09-24-2014, 08:18 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
I read somewhere that you can cover bad dick smell with peanut butter. I'm sure that would work here too.
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Would that be creamy or chuncky? Would you put peanut butter and jelly on your taint?
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09-24-2014, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Feb 27, 2011
Location: Houston
Posts: 5,146
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How to say....without saying
Larch4: Hey, it's getting pretty hot and sweaty....how about you and I go and have a quick shower?
Provider: Right now?...you, me together?
Larch4: Yes, now....no, you first.
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09-25-2014, 09:07 AM
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OMG, if anyone ever comes to see me and you notice an unpleasant odor, please tell me! If it is just coming on, she may not have discovered it yet. And I for one do NOT want you just suffering through in silence. A polite "honey, I think you're having a PH issue with your lady bits" is enough to alert her to the problem. If she's the type of lady to get mad at you, then that tells you how much she cares about your comfort versus hers. I'd be embarrassed, of course, but I would still want someone to tell me.
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09-25-2014, 09:23 AM
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Join Date: Feb 27, 2012
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^^^^The only way to describe her scent is....so beautiful that you just want to bury your nose in her gorgeous red hair...close yours....and wish time would stand still.....I'm serious...
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09-25-2014, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Jan 15, 2012
Location: Not where I wanna be
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your nose is stuck so far up her ass that the hemorrhoids are asking for space,and you on the verge of being born again
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09-25-2014, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 27, 2012
Location: Texas
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Run along DG...the circle jerk in the spider hole is starting - you can't be late to the party...
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09-25-2014, 10:07 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 15, 2012
Location: Not where I wanna be
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What is this 'spider hole' you speak of?
& shouldn't you be at Pilgrims Cleaners getting your SuitMart blazer hemmed
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09-25-2014, 10:33 AM
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Location: Texas
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Good one!...don't forget your jar of peanut butter...
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09-25-2014, 11:48 AM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
Posts: 16,093
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How SNL views himself...
The way the rest of the eccie fucktards see SNL...
My work here is done....Off to Renfest!
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09-25-2014, 12:36 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 27, 2012
Location: Texas
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Jealousy....it's so apparent...
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