POOR FORM?

[GneissGuy]

Originally Posted by Toyz

2). You can put in your profile....I DO NOT BARGAIN....and that will be the end of it.

It might help a bit, but many guys (and gals) don't read.

Just say "no" politely when asked. If you feel like it, add "please don't ask for a discount again," or "don't ever call me again."

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Walk around Bangkok with 2000 USD and something will happen to you.

Come clean with me Centaur. You are really Ms McClure my 6th grade teacher, aren't you?

Always correcting grammar, pointing out the most obscure fact in a statement, missing the humor entirely.

I told you that you were going to wind up fat, fugly, old & lonely didn't I?

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Always correcting grammar,

I don't always go the full grammar Nazi. But when I do it's usually to rip on someone making a jackass of him or her self, and I try to be funny about it.

Originally Posted by Toyz

pointing out the most obscure fact in a statement,

Often the most interesting kind.

Originally Posted by Toyz

missing the humor entirely.

I caught it. I was returning it. Which begs the question, if you're the master jester, why did you miss my droll sarcasm?

Originally Posted by Toyz

I told you that you were going to wind up fat, fugly, old & lonely didn't I?

Who said I was lonely?

[FoulRon]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Above & Beyond???

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[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Who said I was lonely?

I just made an assumption, anyone with 37 cats...

[Farrah Moan]

My gf and I run specials when we travel during our last week.
Never offends me when gentlemen ask.
Some people think way to highly of themselves and are often offended. Life goes on...

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Toyz

I just made an assumption, anyone with 37 cats...

Don't you mean 37.50 cats?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Don't you mean 37.50 cats?

I thought you ate the half cat...I've been told it tastes like chicken.

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Toyz

I thought you ate the half cat...I've been told it tastes like chicken.

Nah, I gave it as a tip to your ATF. She said it tasted like Toyz.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Nah, I gave it as a tip to your ATF. She said it tasted like Toyz.

Your Mom liked the cat? Cool. Tell her I'll see her next weekend, for our regular $37.50.

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Your Mom liked the cat? Cool. Tell her I'll see her next weekend, for our regular $37.50.

In the nursing home? I knew you were a perv but damn!
No worries though, your Mom's CBC special was way lower.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Centaur

In the nursing home? I knew you were a perv but damn!
No worries though, your Mom's special rate was way lower.

You tipped her the 1/2 cat, whos the sicker one in this scenario?

Dead people cant change their rates...you got Mom's "rotting corpse discount"...

[Centaur]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Dead people cant change their rates...you got Mom's "rotting corpse discount"...

Well, at least now you've come clean why you're always pushing for $37.50. To think, Toyz, all those errant grandmothers...

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Centaur

Well, at least now you've come clean why you're always pushing for $37.50. To think, Toyz, all those errant grandmothers...

I checked Moms cell...you were the last one to respond to her last ad...asking for a LDL threesome....Living-Deado-Living...I have the texts...

[Toyz]

they have film of you down at morgue. Be afraid...be very afraid my my friend...