Bonn's (HUGE) Pee Wee's Big (err, GAPING) Adventure!

[repete offender]

Bonn, reread Nextx9's post. I meant YOUR words get you on the providers' Do Not See list, nothing I do or say. No providers do as I say or invite someone based on my input. I don't even know who the provider or hobbyist is in this case, You are your own worst enemy.

[Beagle]

Damn! That's an awesome display of literary skills, SL.

[bonn11]

My reviews increase the traffic for the providers.

Just got a call from one thanking me for my review since her traffic picked up big time.

I'm working on making the public part of my reviews more appealing to the ladies.

I'm going back to using modified movie titles for my review titles.

I will keep the good stuff in the ROS of the review.

[Beagle]

Keep chugging on, Bonn

[Netx9]

Originally Posted by bonn11

My reviews increase the traffic for the providers.

Just got a call from one thanking me for my review since her traffic picked up big time.

I'm working on making the public part of my reviews more appealing to the ladies.

I'm going back to using modified movie titles for my review titles.

I will keep the good stuff in the ROS of the review.

Generally, most yes/good reviews will increase traffic - let's gents know she's around, how much, etc. As for "more appealing", I assume you mean "less unappealing" to them?

Curious... Why would you change your public review parts to accommodate the ladies? Have you gotten feedback that they're *not* appealing?

Oh, and the ROS is where the good stuff is supposed to be so we're glad you're with the program on that!

Oh #2... Congratulations!

[sms918]

Bonn, like I said before, some providers like reviews, some don't. Toning the sensational titles and going to movie titles is good idea. You just don't want providers reading those "ASS" titles and not agreeing to see you. You can put the rest of the story in the ROS (LOL). I think you've toned down most of the "thread ads" for male enhancement and other medications that irritated people. There's others that just keep bringing them back again and again.

As for the hobbyists comments, I also said who cares, some agree, most don't, best review or worst review someone is complaining. first review or 200 th review someone bitches. 1st time reviewing provider or 10th time reviewing same provider someone whines. Ever wonder why people don't write reviews or providers don't want reviews, take a guess.

Your reviews are not the only ones that offend people. Some have fetishes or talk disparagingly about women. People chose to read them or not.

Netx did the same thing a lot of others do, posted a SA man's story in a SA forum so SA would see it. Not sure why that's a big deal, see it all the time. Oh by the way, Since I know Netx and we've seen some of the same providers. He doesn't have any problems seeing providers first time or repeating.


Now to the best part---- SL you are the master.
I was laughing and wondering when I need an oil change and where the hell that garage is. Reminds of the topless carwash.

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

SL'S Review of an Oil Change:

I went to the dealership and got an oil change. Place was clean and the guy did a great job. They even put a sticker on the windshield to remind me of my next appointment.

BONN"S Review of an Oil Change:

I scheduled my oil change and was surprised that when I got there that it was a chick. She started talking dirty to me so what was I to do? She asked how long my dip stick was so I showed her. She slowly wiped the oil off my dip stick ever so gently with a silky smooth clean rag. After she did the entire shaft she started using her tongue and tickling the end, flicking it like a snake. She cradled the bottom of the dip stick with her little hands as her serpents tongue did the work.

As if my 'large" wrench was big enough with the pills I take (PM me for Info) it seemed to feel even bigger watching her preform the dance with the dip stick. My wrench started to feel very heavy so I strapped it to my leg using rubber coated barbed wire. I was ready for action. It was time to remove the oil filter. She bent over and realized she couldn't reach it. I immediately removed my big ass wrench and next thing you know I was lug nut deep into the engine compartment. She watched me do this and she started breathing very fast. I plowed away turning and turning that slippery filter and when it finally popped off she let out a scream. 6/5 she O'D. I slowly pulled out the nasty lubed up filter and handed it to her and she smiled. You know that cute smile you get when a job is well done.

She asked me to hand her the oil after screwing in the new oil filter. I gave her can after can and she took every last drop. Breathing heavy the entire time. Then she looked up with that cute smile and said... "that's a LOT OF OIL." The hood came down and we both went to the slop sink to wash our hands.

Stay tuned were both getting our tires rotated next week!

That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read

[a10bomb]

Originally Posted by Netx9

Oh #2... Congratulations!

...And no Bonn we don't want to know what your talent was!! ... But I am sure you will probably tell us anyway

[bonn11]

You guys are scaring away all the "starfish."

I really dig that "starfish."

LOL!

[thatgirlbailey]

I have a sneaky suspicion this is helping bonn more than hurting him. Ijs.

I'm neither here nor there but, this is the first time I've ever seen a thread like this or the others spotlighting a hobbyist's ventures by other hobbyists Smh.

[Still Looking]

[bonn11]

Thank you Bailey!

[thatgirlbailey]

You're getting more attention by hobbyists than I have seen a gent get in a long time if ever.

[Guest112916]

Search Daaaaaman and his reviews. When I read Bonn's reviews, I see Bonn11 as the Daaaaaman of San Antonio. Over the top, legend of the ass pipe plunder.

[Netx9]

Originally Posted by bonn11

You guys are scaring away all the "starfish."

I really dig that "starfish."

LOL!

My attempt at random Bonn non-sequiturs unrelated to posts they follow::

Pickles are fun when you eat them.

Then when I eat them, I've had fun.

LOL!!!