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					Originally Posted by  sucrunchman
					 
				 
				Idk if you're really a drunk. The term "town drunk" was more to imply that you and Paul are stumbling morons. And to answer the question of how does this have life after 8 pages...I'm a celebrity. That's how 
			
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Wait. Wait. No SERIOUSLY, freaking wait... 
Did you just say you were a "celebrity"? Please god, let me read that again... Wait... Ok, now let the laughing begin... 
In all seriousness a couple definitions you should considering reading:
ce·leb·ri·ty
səˈlebrətē/
noun
noun: 
celebrity; plural noun: 
celebrities
- 1. 
a famous person.
synonyms:famous person, VIP, very important person, personality, newsmaker, name, big name, famous name, household name, star, superstar, movie star; 
  NONE OF WHICH YOU ARE. 
Then there's this that probably best describes you...
 
de·lu·sion·al
 [dih-loo-zhuh-nl]  Show IPA  
   adjective  1. having false or unrealistic beliefs or opinions: Senators who think they 
will get agreement on a comprehensive tax bill are delusional.  
2. Psychiatry.  maintaining fixed false beliefs even when confronted with facts, usually as a result of 
mental illness: He was so delusional and paranoid that he thought everybody was conspiring against him.  
 
 
YEP I THINK THAT COVERS IT... Time to take your meds buddy...