Is it penis ADD or something else?

[saustin]

Originally Posted by ztonk

I guess my question here is... why not ask him directly instead of having all of us speculate for you?

z

That would forgo the opportunity to post a rant, thinly veiled as a rhetorical question where dissenting discussion is unwanted, efficiently combined with a threAD.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by saustin

That would forgo the opportunity to post a rant, thinly veiled as a rhetorical question where dissenting discussion is unwanted, efficiently combined with a threAD.

Huh?



Bravo!

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by saustin

That would forgo the opportunity to post a rant, thinly veiled as a rhetorical question where dissenting discussion is unwanted, efficiently combined with a threAD.

Took you long enough!

[Guest010218]

Originally Posted by Toyz

But in your chosen line of work you most often encounter humble sticks & big men, am I right?

Toyz,

Speaking of big sticks and testicles, LUV your new Avatar Picture. LOL and FOTFL...

Should be fun times...

I may be too old to stir the pop, but I sure like banging around the sides.
BB

[fun2come]

Originally Posted by BugleBoy

Toyz,

..., LUV your new Avatar Picture. LOL and FOTFL...

Where is the goddamn Tiara?

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by fun2come

Where is the goddamn Tiara?

Tiara is in the ToYz safe...deep underground...protected by the forces more powerful than can be imagined...until such time as its ethereal forces need to be unleashed on the Pussy Mafia.

You see, the Pussy Mafia is a cult whos beginnings pre-date man. They are clothed in mysticism & secrecy...using their evil spells to make men do their bidding...but...when faced with the forces of light, ergo the all powerful Tiara, they melt like the wicked witch of the west when soaked with H2o...

ToYz

[Listener]

Originally Posted by Toyz

You see, the Pussy Mafia is a cult whos beginnings pre-date man. They are clothed in mysticism & secrecy...

ToYz

Oh yeah just like that secret organization called illumination or was that luminescence? Oh no now I remember it's Aluminum.

Alright proof that I'm no comedian so I'll just have to keep my day job working 12 hours for $200 so I can be a cheap bastard/loser and give it away for an hour's pleasure.

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Listener

Oh yeah just like that secret organization called illumination or was that luminescence? Oh no now I remember it's Aluminum.

Alright proof that I'm no comedian so I'll just have to keep my day job working 12 hours for $200 so I can be a cheap bastard and give it away for an hour's pleasure.

At one point they were all powerful. With all members adopting the same last name, PUSSY. For hundreds of years men on all continents shuddered when they were told a Pussy was waiting to speak to them.

Recent hierarchy is not as strong as it once was although they have adopted the ancient tradition of keeping the surname PUSSY. The current leaders, Stank, Nasty & Gross have let the empire basically crumble due to miss-management.

[fun2come]

Toyz has the Tiara !!!

and I sold it for a cheap thrill (and a bottle of even cheaper Tequila)....

it's in much better hands and pockets now ... The Tiara that is...
The Tequila is MINE.

[cinnamonshark]

Originally Posted by ztonk

Maybe he just found a better deal or a more compatible play date on his next visit to our fair city? Maybe he read one of your posts and decided to avoid any potential drama? Maybe he saw a review or a discussion that gave him pause?

I guess my question here is... why not ask him directly instead of having all of us speculate for you?

z

Good to have you back, Z.

[Gentleman]

Originally Posted by ztonk

Maybe he just found a better deal or a more compatible play date on his next visit to our fair city? Maybe he read one of your posts and decided to avoid any potential drama? Maybe he saw a review or a discussion that gave him pause?

I guess my question here is... why not ask him directly instead of having all of us speculate for you?

z

I guess that I haven't been paying enough attention and missed this thread; ztonk, if she did that it would eliminate our option to have the joy of reading all of this speculation.

I should probably crawl back into my cheap bastard hole and thank my lucky stars for the awesome ladies I have been seeing that are charging me $$ or less for an hour or so of their time.

IJS,

G

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[fun2come]

My penis ADD has spread, CLEARLY CONTAGIOUS.

What was this thread all about???

[Guest021716-4]

Trying to dogpile a lady? Entertainment?Chest beating? Circle Jerks? Retarded ECCIE Conspiracy theories? Trying to shut up opinionated "c*nts" ? Posturing? Sling shit around like monkeys? A threAD? Fuck, I dunno.... but I did finally find my tiara!

Btw, guys, I did not give any of you permission to use my pix. No one has permission to use my photos without my persmission.

xoxo,

Dawn of The Pus*y Mafia®

[Toyz]

Originally Posted by Scarlett Rossi

Trying to dogpile a lady? Entertainment? Chest beating? Retarded ECCIE Conspiracy theories? Trying to shut up opionated cunts? Posturing? Sling shit around like monkeys? A threAD? Fuck, I dunno.... but I did finally find my tiara!

We were told it was just offbeat humor & not to take it seriously, that's why I picked up the pace a bit. I thought we were having fun with Pussy Mafia, Cheap Bastards, etc.

'Twas it not so?

Tiara's rule by the way....

[Claire She Blows]

Originally Posted by Toyz

We were told it was just offbeat humor & not to take it seriously, that's why I picked up the pace a bit. I thought we were having fun with Pussy Mafia, Cheap Bastards, etc.

'Twas it not so?

Tiara's rule by the way....

I love offbeat humor. Bring it on, bitches! LOL