Take the Mensa workout test.

[JD Barleycorn]

I have never been a fan of word games like that. I am more mathematical which would explain why I didn't even do two of the questions on the test. They didn't interest me.

So sorry that you're offended.

[Texas Contrarian]

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Incorrectly.

Right-O!

A few year ago, someone posted on the Triple Nine Society website that surprisingly few people get this. How you pose the question is key, I suppose, but the writer suggested asking a few friends to see whether they agitate over the answer, and that it's actually much more fun to do so at a party after everyone has had a drink or two. I suppose it's also fair to say that the typical Triple Nine Society member has a fairly simple sense of humor.

Originally Posted by JCM800

...so much for understanding the question.

What do you expect? Professor Barleycorn rarely understands much of anything, as he has shown in almost every thread in which he starts hurling insults at people (which is almost every thread in which he racks up multiple posts). Yet he actually claims that he teaches! What a fucking embarrassment.

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Feeling insecure Captain?

Fuck you, asshole. And while you're here, read these two posts again:

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...1&postcount=17

http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=...1&postcount=26

And before you go, how about answering the challenge you shrunk from in this thread?

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=980620

Or do you simply prefer to tacitly admit that your combination of impetuousness and obnoxiousness wrote a check that your brain couldn't cash?

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

I have never been a fan of word games like that. I am more mathematical which would explain why I didn't even do two of the questions on the test. They didn't interest me.

LMAO!

Just a hunch here, but I'm guessing that your score on the quant section of the GRE landed well short of 800.

[JD Barleycorn]

710 for your information, 770 on the math portion.

Did you learn that I don't drink? It has been said numerous times but you don't seem to get that. No drugs either.

As for any challenge made in your imagination, I wished Sarah Palin a happy birthday. That week is finished and the thread is done as far as I'm concerned. You are the one who can't let it go. Why does she bother you so much? Or is that Hillary makes you all hot and bothered?

[Texas Contrarian]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

710 for your information, 770 on the math portion

LMAO!

Now how about answering the challenges posed to you in the thread to which I linked in my previous post, rather than slinking away like a cowardly little weasel?

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

That week is finished and the thread is done as far as I'm concerned. You are the one who can't let it go.

I'm not the one who challenged you to back up your earlier assertions and insinuations with the final few posts of that thread, moron. Do you ever understand anything?

[i'va biggen]

There has never been anyone who babbles about his so called accomplishments like JD Barleybrains. On a hooker board no less.

[JD Barleycorn]

How about this; 97% of the Armed Services Vocational Test Battery when I was a sophomore in high school. 99% when I was a senior before induction. 100% at boot camp which made them give it to me again where I scored another perfect score. I also took the ACTs, the Nuclear Power test for the Navy, and several other tests in my lifetime. I do well on tests.

So now I tire of talking about myself. Why don't you share some.

[i'va biggen]

What else can I say? Another pat on his back by boring JD.

[Texas Contrarian]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

So now I tire of talking about myself.

Then stop doing it.

You go around hurling non-stop insults of everyone else's intelligence, yet your ample collection of ridiculously clueless posts demonstrates beyond any reasonable doubt that you're one of the dimmest bulbs in this forum, as well as one of the most obnoxious.

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Did you learn that I don't drink? No. How would I "learn" that? It has been said numerous times but you don't seem to get that. It's been said by whom? You? Remember, you also told us last year that you're in the top 0.2 percent of the IQ distribution. Do you seriously think ANYONE believes that? No drugs either.

Barleycorn, you come off as an obnoxious, dim-witted, uneducated hillbilly. If you're not drunk half the time, what's your excuse?

[JD Barleycorn]

You ask questions and I answer. Is that a problem for you? Stop asking questions and making demands.

[Texas Contrarian]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

You ask questions and I answer. Is that a problem for you? Stop asking questions and making demands.

I was not the one who posed the questions to you at the end of that thread you tried to turn into a paean to Sarah Palin's "intellectual prowess," remember?

But if you want to slink away, that's fine. It just serves to confirm yet again that you're totally incapable of articulating points consistent with the views you profess to espouse. And you teach? Seriously?

[Guest032516]

Originally Posted by Whirlaway

I didn't take the whole test; about 1/2 of the questions in a few minutes of time.....88%.

LIAR.

Originally Posted by JohnnyCap

I try to avoid saying anyone is full of shit, but as I had tried the test twice I was curious how the results you claim could have been obtained. So I took the test again, fully remembering the answers, and correctly answered half of them in just a couple minutes time. I then hit grade and I got 50%.

Sometimes you can't avoid doing what you don't want to do. I don't doubt you could achieve an 88% sir, but to get that result by doing about half in a couple minutes is a bullshit claim.

You nailed it. He can't get a score that high based on half the questions.

[i'va biggen]

Then cam someone just answer one question correctly skip the rest and get 100%?

[Guest092216]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

Then cam someone just answer one question correctly skip the rest and get 100%?

No.

Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Its not based on your time except that you need to finish before the 30min is up.

That is like someone saying I finished one question in one minute then skipped the rest and got 100% Go me!

[Texas Contrarian]

I doubt that anyone who glances at this forum on more than a very occasional basis believed for a minute that either Barleycorn or Whirlaway is remotely capable of achieving anything resembling the claimed scores.

Those two dim-witted, obnoxious buffoons are the forum's #1 and #2 laughingstocks.

[JD Barleycorn]

Captain??? Which branch of the service? Or is it some kind of honorific presented to yourself by yourself?

My scores are what they are and you know that they can't be made public....there are assholes here who would love to have that personal information.