hygiene???

[SofaKingFun]

Originally Posted by Rover14

Wait, are you saying you could give yours a mouthhug if you wanted to but you won't?

Haha! No, unfortunately, I cannot. I tried though. Years ago, but I threw my neck out of wack. Now I leave it to the professionals.

That reminds me of this time a group of friends and I were all hanging out in my garage, just shooting the shit and drinking some beer and my dog,
Frito "The Wondermutt", comes in, lays down in the center of our bullshit circle and starts licking his junk.

We all sorta laughed about it and I asked one of my friends,
"Hey Dave, don't you wish you could do that?"

He replied, "Shit, if I could do that I'd never leave the house".

We all chuckled, and I tell him,

"Well go ahead. I don't thinck he'd mind".

Dave didn't find my humor nearly as funny as the rest of us did.

Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

Lol sofa!!
Ill give you a mouth hug anytime...its been too long!!

Yes it most certainly has, babe. I totally agree.
We need to do something to remedy this travesty, post haste!

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Back on topic.


I don't know, I mean shit, if I'm gonna to have to shower for her, she seems kinda high maintenance.



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[Guest101618]

SofaKingFun, you are so dang funny!

And yes, they are high maintenance if we have to bath for them, but would you really want to be with someone who didn't care?

[Dice man1983]

I would figure us guys would wash our meat bag before a appt.

[sms918]

ha, yea I prefer to take a shower before. Why shouldn't both parties be as fresh as possible. I keep personal care products in car too.

I'm not not married or have So, so after doesn't bother me as much as before. I can go home and shower. I hope provider showers and prepares before our meeting or when I get there too.

[SimpsonGuy]

I always take a shower before and after and of course i expect the same

[The Alpha]

My biggest pet peeve: a guy has taken a poo at some point SINCE his last shower (even if it was recent)....and I get whiffs of it as I'm doing oral....This IMMEDIATELY excludes any ball play....I don't want to get any closer than necessary....

Now on the other hand.....clean and fresh and no lingering poo scents: I will lick and suck and slurp top to bottom....well you all know the rest....

[Pepper_Springfield]

Or when someone gets there and they shower, but they still have smelly pompis! Ewwwww!

[joshharris86]

Originally Posted by Darcy Darling

Or when someone gets there and they shower, but they still have smelly pompis! Ewwwww!

How is that even possible? People showering with a garden hose?

[MsPrittiKitti]

Omg josh...youd be surprised!!
It totally happens!!
I wonder to myself, did they just stand there and let the water hit their chest and then step out :/

[Guest101618]

Originally Posted by MsPrittiKitti

Omg josh...youd be surprised!!
It totally happens!!
I wonder to myself, did they just stand there and let the water hit their chest and then step out :/

Uh, yeah that is exactly what happens. I've dealt with it myself in the past when the offered shower had no soap provided. Not even shampoo or the usual foofoo bar from a hotel. I've started carrying soap with me in my bag for this reason, along with covers and other things some ladies seem to forget too often.

That does lead to a complaint I've made once or twice. If you offer a shower and the only soap is the ladies own pretty smelling gel, I can live with that for the session, but it doesn't work for cleaning up when time to leave. What ever happened to the bar of Lever soap or something pretty bland. We don't all were AXE, even if it would drive you crazy like the ads imply.

[little willy]

I would be embarrassed to show up unshowered, and wouldn't want to waste my time doing so. I would schedule when you know you have free time, and can show up ready to play.

[sms918]

that's why I said. I don't care if my hair still wet from shower at house, I would prefer to shower when I get there.(I'm starting to like showering with provider)

I know some hobbyists don't, but I like kissing and being kissed by provider. I would both of us to be able to do that. especially more than just the face.

Some people like certain parts, others like the whole body and want to experience without any unpleasantness.



To me, the fact that they want you fresh, means their willing to get closer to you, same way with me. If your not, I don't want to get close to you at all. Both sides have preferences and DNS lists.

If they say they don't care, or hobbyist doesn't care. Run. in my opinion

[Avg]

Originally Posted by joshharris86

How is that even possible? People showering with a garden hose?

You don't know how many times I have been in a public restroom and watch some one run there hand/hands under some water and walk out. So ya I believe it's possible.

[SofaKingFun]

Oh, alright... you Faulkners wore me down so I'll share my little secret with you.

This is a good one so you should at least buy me a drinck or sumthin' if you see that I look thirsty...just sayin'. Heh!

Okay, I *always* shower and wash my junk thoroughly before heading to an appointment. (Sometimes too thoroughly and have to reschedule. HA!! just kidding).

But being that we reside in an area that's hotter than ass 48 weeks of the year, things can get a little interesting down there en-route to the meeting.

SO...to avoid any unpleasant surprises, Uncle - Cousin SKF always makes a quick pit-stop, typically just before reaching the location of the meeting.

Call it a Splash-n-go, like NASCAR.

(Now pay attention kids cuz this is where it gets good)

I'll go into the little boy's room armed with a disposable wash cloth, and a small bottle of Scope mouthwash.

Drop trou, pour some Scope on the washcloth,
and give the ol' goodies a wipe-down..front side first, backside last.

Zip back up, take a swig and gargle, then dispose of washcloth and head to the meeting.

TahDahh!

Minty fresh... without the nicks and cuts of a blade.

There you have my secret for having the freshest junk in the hobby. I shit you not.

You are welcome.

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[joshharris86]

Originally Posted by Avg

You don't know how many times I have been in a public restroom and watch some one run there hand/hands under some water and walk out. So ya I believe it's possible.

Yeah, that I see as well, but I mean, goddamn... you're gonna jump in bed with someone. I'm scrubbing that shit real good.
It's amazing how many people just aren't embarrassed by things that the rest of us would rather crawl in a hole and die from.