Award Results

[OldGrump]

[SD2011]

Heheheheh.... let's see the current lineup of nominees:

The ECCIE award for most obsessed provider stalker: sheptard and his short yellow bus social group
The ECCIE award for ho choking and Kenwood stereo chicanery: BLT (hold the mayo)
The ECCIE award for fastest conversion from streetperson poor & kidnapped to condo rich lady: KL and the Mormon commandos
The ECCIE award for most expensive shower without a happy ending: Silence of the Yamb
The ECCIE award for dumbshittery post of the day: caseytaylor6DUH6DUH
The ECCIE award for weirdest fake blackmail story: Kana Lane and the Pffft blackmailed me saga
The ECCIE award for___________________________(put your nominee's here)

[OldGrump]

Dang, SD2011, I recognize all of your references. We must be spending too much time on ECCIE.

[SD2011]

heheh...

I get the award for wasting time on ECCIE threads...

[Hercules]

Someone highjacks an "awards" thread to plug his favorite lady in 3...2...

[pfmtony]

No Mr. nice new guy award? WTF! I demand a recount.

I plug my ATFs regularly in many holes.... I just don't mention names . I'm going to meet a new ATF early next week and she us ready for me to plug her too. It's gonna be incredible!

When I'm not plugging an ATF, I'm dreaming about plugging them......

[bored@home]

Originally Posted by pfmtony

I'm going to meet a new
ATF early next week and she us ready for me to plug her too.......

New and atf don't really work BEFORE meeting unless my understanding is all wrong, All Time Favorite
Hijack award goes to:

[pfmtony]

Bored new and ATF don't go together. You are right..... But sometimes you just get a feeling in your gut and you know. Our brief convos and her simply amazing positive attitude and well hell, sometimes you just know.

[OldGrump]

I'm afraid I couldn't hijack my own thread.

Yes, I am shamelessly promoting my favorite lady in my signature line. I think she is pretty.

[pfmtony]

I was thread hijacking in a humorous way and someone forgot how to laugh. I though the reference to "plugging" an ATF was pretty funny. Maybe we should have a low sense of humor award. Thank goodness some of the ladies I know still appreciate a good plugging, and i have a few more years I can still deliver.... I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

Any ladies that want to be plugged by someone that knows how to laugh, know how to find me. Any guys that don't know how to laugh, I'm happy to help over some cold ones. Life is too short and too damn funny not to laugh.

[bored@home]

Originally Posted by pfmtony

I was thread hijacking in a humorous way and someone forgot how to laugh.

Maybe we should have a low sense of humor award..

I hope that's not a jab at me...my hijack reference was self directed as I went off topic in jest.

Humor is subjective and difficult to gauge, break it up by slap stick, physical, high brow, and dark in a poll to see what we have the most of here.....then award it

[pfmtony]

Bored let's just go plug some ATFs and not worry about it . Awards are just too complicated, and yiu have to get all dressed up and make speeches. For a good plugging you undress and communicate in dhort easy to understand phrases like harder and Faster, etc.

[Guest070818-1]

I was thread hijacking in a humorous way and someone forgot how to laugh. I though the reference to "plugging" an ATF was pretty funny. Maybe we should have a low sense of humor award. Thank goodness some of the ladies I know still appreciate a good plugging, and i have a few more years I can still deliver.... I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

Any ladies that want to be plugged by someone that knows how to laugh, know how to find me. Any guys that don't know how to laugh, I'm happy to help over some cold ones. Life is too short and too damn funny not to laugh.

I see you have finally attained a sense of humor!

[phildo]

Sort of like Dallas, tho...style over substance, but I digress!

Back to the OP and:
Best Thread hijacking for blatant self promotion MALE______________ and FEMALE______________

Best supporting thread hijackers for blatant self promotion MALE___________and FEMALE_____________

Best complete lack of personal pride Chat provider Ass Kissing ___________________________

Best threAD hijacking for gratuitous provider Ass Kissing____________________

Best Non Pimp pimping of a provider in a threAD______________________

Oh yeah...3....2....1 Is there an award for Raquel de Milo's breasts? There should be!

Somebody had to do it, thanks Grump!

[SD2011]

I'm my own ATF...

(well, when I'm asleep I am...)