Warning, this is an absurd thread,.
 
OK, I like to manscape before a date to make myself somewhat more appealing, even though its a hobby, I like to be well groomed and nice........nice scent, a little shaving,  trimming hair I am sure you girls know all about this.  Well, even though I am circumsized......I had a little slip up and nicked the base of my peter a........damn, just all the wrong timing.   Well, I called my date and I was really embarrassed, she was kind of upset that I might cancel, etc......and when I told her she laughed into the phone.   What would your response be....?