Squat Poems
THE SQUAT
Down this road, in a gym far away,
a young man was heard to say,
"no matter what i do, my legs won't grow"
he tried leg extensions, leg curls, and leg presses , too
trying to cheat, these sissy workouts he'd do. from the corner of the gym where the big men train,
through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain
where the noise is made with big forty fives,
a deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees.
a very big man with legs like trees. laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack
chalking his hands and monstrous back,
said, "boy, stop lying and don't say you've forgotten,
the trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN'. "
My Bio Page - New York - Upstate
that ass is money in the bank. 
seriously just so many years of crazy high heels multiple days a week and kick boxing have my calves, the back of my thighs, and my butt rock solid. My Bestie that is a trainer jokes that's it should be socially acceptable for men to wear wedges at the gym 
