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			05-08-2013, 08:18 AM
			
			
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				I am not sure "choke the chicken" should count 
			
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It does if she's doing it with her cooter! But yeah...it's more commonly known as: 
Jerkin ur gerkin 
Yankin ur frank 
Pulling Peter 
Stroking the sausage
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-08-2013, 11:29 AM
			
			
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			Gotta hand it to Brighid on this one...how many other providers can quote Shakespeare? 
Othello, Act 1, Scene I where in Iago says to Brabanzio who is the Venetian Senator who's daughter Desdemona is married to Othello -  
""I am one, sir, that comes to tell you your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs." 
Fine use of slang Brighid!  If I ever get to upstate NY I'd love to "Make the beast with two backs with you" sweetie!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-08-2013, 01:04 PM
			
			
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			Doing it, I would do Her! 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-08-2013, 03:12 PM
			
			
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			05-08-2013, 06:41 PM
			
			
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			Knocking boots, Bumping uglies, snaking the drain
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-08-2013, 07:19 PM
			
			
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. . . hiding the salami. 
 
Jay Leno kidded Henry Hyde once after his sexual escapades were discovered. 
 
He said before the scandal, Henry used to be called Henry Hyde, the Republican, but now he was called Henry Hyde the Salami! 
 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-08-2013, 08:10 PM
			
			
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			05-09-2013, 07:35 AM
			
			
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			05-09-2013, 07:45 AM
			
			
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			A old joke  called it ten toes up and ten toes down... the punch line was  
  
I saw ten toes up, ten toes down, a piece of meat moving up and down and two asses moving all around. You tell me that this is not fuck'n then you can throw me out!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-09-2013, 07:49 AM
			
			
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			05-09-2013, 08:42 AM
			
			
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			05-09-2013, 06:55 PM
			
			
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			Babylee, I had old Great Uncle who fought in the Korean War and he said those girls who didnt speak the language would approach the GI and with hand gestures say u wanna go BOOM-BOOM. I had to hear this story until he died.  
Also, as the old people say... Have Relations 
back in my day.... u wanna Goose  
Screwin 
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Get up on this! 
Straight Fuckin- Great song by Tyrese 
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			05-09-2013, 07:04 PM
			
			
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			Old hippie term of the 60's "Balling"
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-10-2013, 11:46 PM
			
			
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			Bump nasties, Bangin', hittin' it, puttin' it in her place, filling her void, makin' it
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			05-11-2013, 01:16 AM
			
			
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