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[homer13]

Originally Posted by fun2come

I was also in your inbox because I am an asshole running for the NEWBIE of the YEAR ASSHOLE award.
Do I get extra points if I PM again in a few weeks?

No Ass Hole doesn't fit, you're more of a smart ass or class clown.

you sir are given the homie for

ASS CLOWN OF THE YEAR

[Jay Walker]

Had to look that one up homer. The proper spelling is actually asshat. One word. Not two so get that shit right, ok? Per Urban Dictionary:

1. asshat

A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."

Yeah, I resemble that remark homer. It's just one word though, not two, stupid.

[homer13]

Originally Posted by Whispers

Most of the wisdom here, unfortunately, is NOT as much about "fucking"..... as it is the aftermath that "fucking" can lead to....

Some ladies should come with a tramp stamp that reads "You must be Emotionally Mature and well balanced to ride this ride" .... Some guys can't handle the "WOW" factor....

Then we could set up a Quality Assurance Department to be sure of compliance....

Very true but i hear so many of these stories. It seems as if every lady has multiple stalker stories. I agree though it is a shame that we are on a sex board and not talking about sex.

[Whispers]

Originally Posted by homer13

Very true but i hear so many of these stories. It seems as if every lady has multiple stalker stories. I agree though it is a shame that we are on a sex board and not talking about sex.

Ya know... If one of these ladies were to offer it as a fetish/role playing scenario she might just add to her regular clientele..... Guys could meet each other outside her bedroom window as the gazed in longingly.....

[homer13]

Originally Posted by Jay Walker

Had to look that one up homer. The proper spelling is actually asshat. One word. Not two so get that shit right, ok? Per Urban Dictionary:

1. asshat

A person, of either gender, whose behavior displays such ignorance/obnoxiousness that you would like to make them wear their own ass as a hat.
Usage: "Can you believe that my boss is making me stay until 9 pm on a Friday!?" "What an asshat."

Yeah, I resemble that remark homer. It's just one word though, not two, stupid.

Jay, this is homie town and in homie town homerisms are spelled how the fuck I want them spelled and put in one or two words based on what the fuck I want. The sooner you learn that you are just a little bitch in my BIG BAD world the better.

[Jay Walker]

Originally Posted by purtybaby

ts just that when people talk out of their ass as you do its generally a symptom of little dick syndrome.

Quit being so damn stupid purdy, or is it pretty as you most recently attempt to convince us all? We can pass gas, or a bowel movement with our asses. Some might even use it as a means of additional revenue? (Let me know if that's an option). BUT we damn sure can't talk out of it. That is impossible, and just plain STUPID to suggest.

Little cock syndrome? Perhaps you have me on that one.

[HunterGrace]

Originally Posted by Jay Walker

any woman who sells herself in the sex industry has inner struggles..

It's "renting herself." A sale is final, but rent goes on forever.

"Inner struggles" are universal, they are not limited to ladies who "rent" their services, although in the industry, we can afford better therapy.

[purtybaby]

The best part of all this is you implying that I am not hot, if you have seen me ya get the joke. But Godammit I love a man that that is self aware and can admit to his shortcomings . You come over here Jay and let me suck some sense into ya via that little cock of yours , between you and I ( and the rest of the board ) I do prefer the little ones. I usually dont let anyone probe my tail but I just might make an exception for you.

[Qziz]

See Homie it all comes back to sex talk eventually.

[purtybaby]

Shit in the end im just trying to make a buck too ....

[Jay Walker]

Originally Posted by homer13

Jay, this is homie town and in homie town homerisms are spelled how the fuck I want them spelled and put in one or two words based on what the fuck I want. The sooner you learn that you are just a little bitch in my BIG BAD world the better.

You are delusional my friend. Though I've been here longer than yourself, this town belongs to.... Wait for it..... Who the hell knows? These guys even sue people without disclosing who the hell they are. I digress.

Now you're going to go and call me a "little bitch in your BIG BAD world"? Jesus, talk about small dick syndrome. Shit, the stupidity you display is beginning to confuse me... Now Purdy, is starting to make sense, which is incredibly insane... Again, it's asshat stupid.

[Qziz]

Originally Posted by Jay Walker

Now Purdy, is starting to make sense, which is incredibly insane...

It's the nipples, they confuse us all.

[Jay Walker]

Originally Posted by purtybaby

I do prefer the little ones. I usually dont let anyone probe my tail but I just might make an exception for you.

You are starting to look sort of hot all of the sudden. Tell you what, you waive your fee, I'll waive mine, we grudge fuck, and you get to write the review.

[purtybaby]

Im not gonna lie , goin at it got me hot. As much as I dislike you , I find myself wanting to fuck you. God has played us well hasn't he.

[Jay Walker]

Originally Posted by purtybaby

Im not gonna lie , goin at it got me hot. As much as I dislike you , I find myself wanting to fuck you. God has played us well hasn't he.

I guess He has. PM me the address and let's get this done. Just promise that your review will be at least moderately respectful.