mmmmm I looked at your one review. 
I could teach ya how to write a ROS. But then all would kill me here. 
so 
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also you can try paying for a few weeks to get PA.
But I think you can write a good ROS and save the cash for ahem better things. 
Now if ya take the pay route, DO NOT READ MY REVIEWS. they will only confuse you. we can work on messing with others minds latter if ya want. But if you read other reviews you will see the light.