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11-09-2012, 01:37 PM
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Join Date: Feb 16, 2010
Location: southwest USA
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something funny a provider asked me
I was seeing a dallas provider over the weekend.
she came to my hotel room, and i had pre placed her donation on a counter top. after we had made our introduction, and she had never asked for her donation, she excused her self to the bathroom, on the way there, she saw the donation, and she did something i had never see a provider do.
she picked up the benjamins, held them up to the light, and she asked me: ( i kid you not) "which ATM did you get these out of?"
she sounded serious to me, i calmly and in a very nice fashion, informed her that those bills came from my bank, and that i have never heard or seen an ATM that gives out benjamins. i did so without laughing or making light of it, and i also said it in a way as to not sound sarcastic or demeaning to her.
she came back from bathroom and we had a great session.
i just wanted to share this with you all and please provide your stories as well.
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11-09-2012, 01:56 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Nov 17, 2011
Location: Dallas
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That is some funny stuff.
The only place I have ever gotten benjamins out of and ATM was Las Vegas.
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11-09-2012, 02:24 PM
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oh yeah, you are right!! that would be the only place.
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11-09-2012, 07:19 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Should have stated that your kid just printed them and be careful they might not be dry yet.
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11-09-2012, 09:08 PM
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Join Date: Jul 5, 2012
Location: Dallas
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Never see her again. Ever. As Oprah likes to say, "when someone shows you who they are, believe them."
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11-10-2012, 02:42 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Apr 26, 2010
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I'm reminded of that scene in Vegas Vacation where Clark Griswold is spinning them out of an ATM while Jimi Hendrix's All Along The Watchtower is playing...lol
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11-11-2012, 06:41 AM
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Join Date: Jan 12, 2010
Location: texas
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The 7-11 ATM I use gives you 3 bens when you withdraw $400
Has been doing that for years.
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11-11-2012, 06:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 5, 2009
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Originally Posted by redjohn
Has been doing that for years.
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Yep, citibank atm I think
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11-11-2012, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: May 24, 2010
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I'm not gonna defend her actions (after all, she could have just gone into the bathroom to inspect them), but I gather phoney money is somewhat common... one of my ATF's told me she once got some Benjamin's but they got a little wet and the ink started to run!!
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11-12-2012, 10:10 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2, 2009
Location: Dallas TX
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Originally Posted by zingao
I was seeing a dallas provider over the weekend.
she came to my hotel room, and i had pre placed her donation on a counter top. after we had made our introduction, and she had never asked for her donation, she excused her self to the bathroom, on the way there, she saw the donation, and she did something i had never see a provider do.
she picked up the benjamins, held them up to the light, and she asked me: ( i kid you not) "which ATM did you get these out of?"
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she came back from bathroom and we had a great session.
i just wanted to share this with you all and please provide your stories as well.
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so, how many fucking benjamins did you put on the counter-top that piqued her interest to make that comment?
maybe she was wondering how many more the Fed has been printing?:^)
besides, anyone who has researched it knows that the Fed only distributes fed reserve notes; the bureau of printing and engraving prints the fed reserve notes.
zingao related to chingao??
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11-17-2012, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Feb 16, 2010
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zingao is not related to chingao!!! LOL,
i was raised in miami, and i had friend that were cuban descent and they had some funny words they would say, one was this one, "zingao". i believe, the cubans use the word zingar as the verb "to fornicate"
so the word zingao, i believe, means, "he who has been fornicated upon".
LOL
i had placed 3 benjamins for her.
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11-17-2012, 03:12 PM
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consulting for delites
Join Date: Apr 2, 2009
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thus, zingao = chingao. cos chingar is "to fuck" in spanish.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/chingar [even has conjugations!!]
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11-21-2012, 05:06 AM
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Join Date: Feb 16, 2010
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cool, yes, so one must be mexican spanish version and the other one is cuban spanish version. cubans use the word mango to refer to the kitty, what do the mexicans use to describe it?
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11-21-2012, 07:59 AM
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Join Date: Nov 26, 2011
Location: Dallas
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So, I'm at a provider's incall apartment. I stepped out of the shower sporting a freshly shaved pair of twinkle-rocks. She has the lights turned down, candles burning in the background, and some 'Ima gonna fuck you' tunes going.
As I get closer to her, I drop my towel and reach for her. I pull her close and whisper in her ear.
SW - "Tell me what it takes to please you."
Smart Ass - "Four more inches."
I saw this on a porn cartoon once. Thought you'd get a kick out of it.
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11-27-2012, 04:19 PM
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Join Date: Jan 26, 2010
Location: DFW
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Winstar ATMs give C notes.
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