Have You Ever.......

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by Oenghus

Now let me tell you that was the most loosest, flimsy looking pussy I have ever seen, made it hard to stay erect!! I bet you could have driven a car or something in it lmao.

As far as the best one I have seen it would have been the Porn Star Carissa Kisses from the Kit Kat Guest Ranch, man she had the cutestest and tightest one around, she defintely knew how to rock those kiegls.

As far as non pro goes I have seen some nice ones, some meaty ones, some flimsy, and only one butt ugly one!!!

Hmm so Sweet Monique when are you and Gemma going to come to Topeka so I can use my FBI/FPI training lol (FBI=Female Body Inspector; FPI=Female Pussy Inspector)

I'd like to make my monthly FBI/FPI exam with Inspector Oenghus please....

Originally Posted by stukc

OMG Too Funny...

But it remind me of one time in colllege, when after removing the panties I felt I need a machete to get to it! And once I found it she had lips so long I swear she had strech marks. They were long enough that when she got up to go to the rest room I expected them to whistle as she walked.

BTW Gemma, Yours are perfect!!

Well thank u sweeti! I like 'em! In fact i was very encouraged by this thread to go and inspect my lips in the mirror....then i nutted. hehehe

[Guest052616]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

Well thank u sweeti! I like 'em! In fact i was very encouraged by this thread to go and inspect my lips in the mirror....then i nutted. hehehe

THATS SEXY!!!!!!!!!

[Grizzly]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

I'd like to make my monthly FBI/FPI exam with Inspector Oenghus please....



Well thank u sweeti! I like 'em! In fact i was very encouraged by this thread to go and inspect my lips in the mirror....then i nutted. hehehe

Wow that's Hot Gemma, I got a little wet thinking about you nutting.

Just let me know when you are in or near Topeka and I Inspector Oenghus will be glad to.give you your monthly FBI/FPI exam.

[Onatop]

If I recall - ( prior to when I started to post ) - and correct me if I am wrong - this subject or topic was once discussed - I remember Ally Kat stated - there are two types - one that looks like a line , the other is like a centerfold in a Hustler magazine -

I think it all depends on genetic , children , type of activity - like sports , etc. - I know of a lady who had this problem - she was very attractive and had a operation to correct - to her is help her self esteem she said.

On youtube - there are videos - of the surgical procedure - one is a model whom could not have this issue to protude in underwear modeling - anyway it looks painful - but it is a common medical procedure today

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Oenghus

Wow that's Hot Gemma, I got a little wet thinking about you nutting.

Just let me know when you are in or near Topeka and I Inspector Oenghus will be glad to.give you your monthly FBI/FPI exam.

You "got a little wet"...tell us more..

[Grizzly]

Originally Posted by malwoody

You "got a little wet"...tell us more..

I'm sure you have had a wet dream Mal woody looking at hit chicks picture or thought of a girl getting off. I got a little excited is all

[CuteOldGuy]

Originally Posted by Sweet Monique

You will just have to cum see me baby! *wink*

Trust me, Monique's is one of the sweetest ever! Haven't seen her lately, but I still think about it. Really nice, and attached to a sweetheart of a lady!

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Oenghus

I'm sure you have had a wet dream Mal woody looking at hit chicks picture or thought of a girl getting off. I got a little excited is all

Hey Slick, you did say "thinking" and not "wet dream"

Say no more, I believe I get it now...lol

[BigMikeinKC]

Never saw a bad one, but did see a girl start her cycle while on stage. Yep, it was the outhouse too!

[Bomb Pop]

Originally Posted by Devon Derrière

Def seen some ugly ones...

Now thats a funny as hell pic

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

Never saw a bad one, but did see a girl start her cycle while on stage. Yep, it was the outhouse too!

I have a good friend who is still a good friend who started her "cycle" when she was on me.. freaked her out briefly but I said no biggie , it's biology after all..

I was grateful it didn't come five minutes earlier though...when we were in 69....OMG....

[KenMonk]

Originally Posted by BigMikeinKC

Never saw a bad one, but did see a girl start her cycle while on stage. Yep, it was the outhouse too!

lol man im tellin ya i have more stories about that place... it seems odd shit just happens there for no reason. like the bermunda triangle of stripper land. sorry for spelling oh my phone.

[Guest013121]

Originally Posted by WiLsOn

I saw one on an otherwise absolutely beautiful lady, so ugly one time that I had to ask the lady, "was anyone hurt in that accident?"

DAM! that is ugly! hehehe

Originally Posted by Devon Derrière

THATS SEXY!!!!!!!!!

THANKS Baby! You are sexy as hell!

Originally Posted by malwoody

I have a good friend who is still a good friend who started her "cycle" when she was on me.. freaked her out briefly but I said no biggie , it's biology after all..

I was grateful it didn't come five minutes earlier though...when we were in 69....OMG....

OMG! and that is every girls worst nightmare! Its happened to me too...its quite embarrasing for us ladies, surprisingly, most guys are very understanding and nice about it.....

[BigMikeinKC]

Originally Posted by malwoody

I have a good friend who is still a good friend who started her "cycle" when she was on me.. freaked her out briefly but I said no biggie , it's biology after all..

I was grateful it didn't come five minutes earlier though...when we were in 69....OMG....

Redwings, wear them with pride.

[i'va biggen]

Ever seen a zipper bag full of hamburger?