Things A Provider REALLY Loves To Hear

[katkisses2000]

28.can we make this quick my wife is downstairs in the car

[1way2rock]

29. Can you break a 20?

[Andrea Davis]

30. Oh my gawd you remind me of my grandaughter!

31. Can we hangout off the clock for free!

[katkisses2000]

32.If you had such a good time how about we do this for free next time?
33.I know you drove all the way out here but all i have is $20?
34.What can i get for $5?

[Gulf2]

Originally Posted by Andrea Davis

30. Oh my gawd you remind me of my grandaughter!

Ouch!

[TH64083]

35. I'm from the government, and I am here to help.

[incognito isis]

36. There was something special in that kiss we had. We should date!
37. I want you to come over and over and over
38. Don't worry about me. I'm here to please YOU.
39. your under arrest!

[Guest121212]

Originally Posted by katkisses2000

28.can we make this quick my wife is downstairs in the car

This actually happened to me when I was contracting with Plaza Escorts. One of the oddest appointments . . . ever. I put the idiot on my DNS (do not service) list, and Dennis (Plaza) did too. His wife had suffered brain damage and she had fairly extreme short term memory loss . . . he told her he was meeting his attorney at a conference at the hotel, wrote her a note to hold (read) telling her to stay in the car (if she would have forgotten where she was) explaining to her that he would be right back. An hour later he hopped in the car and drove away. The poor woman sat there the entire time, and in sub-zero temperature while he visited . . . what an asshat.

40. I can't wait for you to meet my mother / family / kids (you get the idea).
41. You WILL call me the next time you are in town. (No, actually, I won't - not all money is good money.)

Kisses,

- Jackie

[Guest102513-1]

No way, jackie!

That sounds like something out of a.....well, I really don't know what!!!

[CuteOldGuy]

Uh, you going to eat all that?

[BottomFeederKC]

42. Come on baby, just the tip...?

[Tallguy135]

Unreal, i can't even imagine some of the things you ladies hear.

[katkisses2000]

40.Miss XXX I work for the irs and you owe us......
41.Oh that i have had it sence birth.or its just a sunburn
42.can YOU send me to someone who dosent screen its not like i am a cop or anything

[Guest121212]

Originally Posted by vkmaster

No way, jackie!

That sounds like something out of a.....well, I really don't know what!!!

Well, it happened . . . unfortunately. Some of the things I have seen/heard I couldn't make up even if I tried or if I hired a creative writing professional to brainstorm ideas for a storyline.

This client's next big 'solution' was to offer to park behind a convenience store south of the KC metro and leave his wife inside with the clerk while he visited with a lady in his truck angled behind the dumpster.

I'm not sure that anyone (at least anyone that I know of) actually took him up on that offer/arrangement.

He wasn't a poor man by any measure; why he could not arrange for care for her at home with a nurse or other professional and then step out is beyond my comprehension . . . I never, ever understood him for not taking care of business properly, as a gentleman.

Kisses vkmaster,

- Jackie

[Guest102513-1]

Wow...not questioning whether it happen, not at all.

But, just wow!