... Ye Christ! ... Who? ... Violent Femmes?? .... Sound like liberals.
Why wouldn't I go? ... Let's Add it Up.
... One - one way to get there from South of Pittsburgh - traffic.
... Two - too liberal for me.
... Three - three things can happen there - crime, crime and crime.
... Four - for a good time hit the casino and play pokie slots.
... Five - five - you need to fancy their music.
... Six - sick of dodgin' traffic.
... Seven - seven roll eleven at casino.
... Eight - eight? - I forget what eight was for. ... (

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... Ni--- Hmmmm... Let me grousing stop right there.
... Ten - Hope the show was a ten and you had a good time! ...
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