ISO...A Big Ass... Deer

[Fortherestofus]

Looking for a 4 1/2 to 5 1/2 year old buck for an out call in North Missouri. Must have a huge rack, at least 10 points. Not looking for a spinner but a BBD. The bigger the better. Willing to compensate for expediancy. Please let me know when you will walk past my stand.

[Fsn57]

Like paying for providers, you can pay to get that guaranteed opportunity. I'm sure there are deer shooting preserves near KC.

[outlawsprint]

The price you would pay for that kind of guaranteed "encounter" would make most of the ladies in these parts jealous. I mean, the exact time it will pass the stand, hell the whole process would only take minutes and I could almost guarantee it would be a minimum 3 figures.

[Fortherestofus]

Originally Posted by outlawsprint

The price you would pay for that kind of guaranteed "encounter" would make most of the ladies in these parts jealous. I mean, the exact time it will pass the stand, hell the whole process would only take minutes and I could almost guarantee it would be a minimum 3 figures.

No doubt. Dont have that kind of dinero. I spend it all on....other encounters.

[Fsn57]

Originally Posted by outlawsprint

...and I could almost guarantee it would be a minimum 3 figures.

quick google search .... 4 figures
https://oakcreekwhitetailranch.com/price-lists/

[outlawsprint]

Originally Posted by Fsn57

quick google search .... 4 figures
https://oakcreekwhitetailranch.com/price-lists/

True, but he didn't ask for all the amentities, rooming, etc. He just asked for the exact time said deer would be in front of his stand.
Sure the ladies would charge substantially more if we wanted cooking, cleaning, overnights....

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by outlawsprint

.... Sure the ladies would charge substantially more if we wanted cooking, cleaning, overnights....

Actually,
One of the TX/LA gals had a minimum fee for taking her fishing.
Another Texan waives fees for civie time if horse shows or horseback riding.
Another wants to go hunting but that's been a scheduling thing.
I have been surprised when a gal asks.
Normal rates do apply when a bedroom door closes.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by outlawsprint

....Sure the ladies would charge substantially more if we wanted cooking, cleaning, overnights....

Actually,
One of the TX/LA gals had a minimum all day fee for taking her fishing.
Another Texan waives fees for civie time if horse shows or horseback riding.
Another wants to go hunting but that's been a scheduling thing.
I have been surprised when a gal asks.
Normal rates apply when a bedroom door closes.

[Fortherestofus]

Originally Posted by outlawsprint

True, but he didn't ask for all the amentities, rooming, etc. He just asked for the exact time said deer would be in front of his stand.
Sure the ladies would charge substantially more if we wanted cooking, cleaning, overnights....

True statement. Im really looking for a quicky. Out of the truck, take care of it, and back in the truck before it cools down.

I guess i will just sit in this 30 degree, 22 MPH wind day and dream...cheaper that way.

(Of couse i love doing this, but needed some fun on a cold day.

[TailHooked]

Well I actually live in the city but have had a few that size in the back. Just plant a lot of fruit trees, ornamental trees & shrubs. They will be out there tearing the hell out of them. They don't even spook that fast. If I hunted, I could sit in the comfort of my kitchen with a bow. A friend mounted 2 heads that he got there. I couldn't guarantee a time but when the pears fall, they are out in the daylight.

[Fortherestofus]

Originally Posted by TailHooked

Well I actually live in the city but have had a few that size in the back. Just plant a lot of fruit trees, ornamental trees & shrubs. They will be out there tearing the hell out of them. They don't even spook that fast. If I hunted, I could sit in the comfort of my kitchen with a bow. A friend mounted 2 heads that he got there. I couldn't guarantee a time but when the pears fall, they are out in the daylight.

They will do some damage to a yard. I like the pear tree idea, but i bet it is hard to keep them alive if you dont live with them when they a small. We have some persimons(bet that is not spelled right) that they devour at begining of bow season.

But right now on the stand it is blowing harder than a Hong Kong hooker...

[TailHooked]

The pear trees are really old and are never picked. So only wildlife eat them. My other trees are fenced to keep them from scraping the bark off.