Best Movie Quote EVER!

[NipLover]

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: [interupting] No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!

[CranksterCat]

Risky Business 1983-Miles: Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

[smokey74]

Snatch. Dennis Farina as cousin Avi.
"Blagged? Speak english Tony. I thought I was in the country that spawned the fuckin language and so far no one seems to speak it."

[knotty man]

Its dirt boy. Don't try to church it up

[Action Jackson]

"About the free throws... Did you miss them or did you miss them?" William Wallace (Sean Connery) from Finding Forrester
"Not exactly a soup question is it?"

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight..." Untouchables (Sean Connery)

My favorite line is: "Who do you play for?" While he ( Coach Brooks) is punishing the 1980 USA hockey team for tying Sweden and not playing with heart.... Miracle Coach Brooks ( Kurt Russell)

[Sixfoot]

"Get busy living, or get busy dyin'"---Shawshank Redemption

"You just shot an un-armed man!"--Pulp Writer
"Well, he should have armed himself if he was gonna decorate the front of his store with my dead friend"---Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven

[RALPHEY BOY]

Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

[Lastcallsuks]

Originally Posted by Jessie Austin

Ron Jeremy?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Germans?
Don't stop him, he's on a roll.

[Lastcallsuks]

Originally Posted by pleasurem

You're gonna suffer from fistaphobia in a minute.... Deniro to Grodin

So how come nobody is after you.... Deniro to Yaphet Koto

To Moseley after taking cigarettes a second time: Why don't you quit, it'd be cheaper for both of us?

[Lastcallsuks]

As Good as it Gets. Nicholson is asked how he writes women so well.

“I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.”

[cinnamonshark]

From the beginning up to 0:27

[David.Douchehurst]

All every woman really wants, be it a mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep dicking.

[cinnamonshark]

Here's another one from a classic Disney movie --

[navy1814]

Dumb and Dumber

Harry: Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

[jazzbill]

In Platoon when Bunny (Kevin Dillon) says:

"Ain't nothin' like a piece of pussy, except maybe the Indy 500.... "