Funny Dates
I know that quite a few members and providers have significant others but some of us are single so I'm sure that we have had some funny occurrences while trying to date. I would love to hear stories of odd or funny things that have happened during a date.
I had one recently. I was on a date with a lady and since I tend to be old fashioned, told her I wouldn't kiss her on the first date. She informed me I had to because she was one of the best kissers around. Well, at the end of the date she leaned in and I was shocked. It seemed as though her jaw unhinged. Lol. My immediate image was the movie - the Mummy. I really wanted to tell her that someone lied to her because I felt like she swallowed my entire face. LoL beware of anyone boasting on skills, may be the Mummy.
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