Best Part of Having a Big Dick?

[Guest010619]

Originally Posted by CoverMe

“My dick is so big I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.”

You could have also said “... it takes a basketball team to handle it. “

[Xesaddict]

Originally Posted by CoverMe

“My dick is so big I’m already fucking a girl tomorrow.”

Interesting, CM. I am not sure, but to do that you would have to find a “crease” in the time/space continuum or maybe a “wormhole” in which to place your dick. How was the experience, or do you have to wait until tomorrow to find out, and tomorrow will you remember the experience? Where is Sheldon Cooper when you need him? I guess you definitely had to prebook for that one.

[CoverMe]

Originally Posted by Xesaddict

How was the experience, or do you have to wait until tomorrow to find out, and tomorrow will you remember the experience?

My question is - how do I get PA credit for a review if the session already happened tomorrow?

[Dr Grey]

If I see a review for coverme tomorrow, I'll believe the session happened today.

[Guest010619]

There was a young lady named BRIGHT,
Who could travel faster than light,
She screwed CoverMe the next day, in the relative way...
and came back the previous night.
Approved

[CoverMe]

Originally Posted by ugotme10

There was a young lady named BRIGHT,
Who could travel faster than light,
She screwed CoverMe the next day, in the relative way...
and came back the previous night.

So the next day when she doesn’t show up, is that a valid NCNS?

[Guest010619]

You might have to work that one out with her.

[Xesaddict]

Originally Posted by CoverMe

So the next day when she doesn’t show up, is that a valid NCNS?

Who cares if she ncns. You already fucked her yesterday and in the process solved the problem of how to stretch your hobby budget. You got free pussy yesterday for a session you scheduled today simply by having a dick so big it can punch a hole in time. You’re a genius! At least your dick is. Only downside I see is no daty, no lfk/dfk, and no titty sucking since only your dick got through. A small price to pay, though, for free pussy. Hey, you only said you are fucking her tomorrow. Surely you are going to get a bbbj, too? Lastly, is your big dick a product of good genes or of advances in modern medicine? If the latter are you going to share the what and how with your fellow mongers? I’m not really interested, just asking for felllow hobbyists. I’m getting so old I won’t remember tomorrow if I get pussy today, so a time defying big dick won’t help me.

[Dr Grey]

Please tell me Bimix or Trimix injections are NOT involved!

[bigjohn]

i hate it when you sit down for a #2 and you have to hold it up so it doesn't hang in the water. Now that i have gotten older and after prostrate surgery wish it was smaller since don't F**k much because not having cum freaks some providers out, at least never worry about getting anyone pregnant. Just do the best with what you have and be happy.

[Guest010619]

Originally Posted by CoverMe

So the next day when she doesn’t show up, is that a valid NCNS?

More than likely you’ll be caught in an infinite loop.

[Dick Fitzenwell]

When you visit one of the so called "Greek Goddesses" & they say not with that.