EXCUSES MARRIED MEN CAN USE - on WEEKENDS!

[Zena]

Hello everyone ! I wondered if we could get a good thread going on

Excuses men can use on the weekends to get out of the damn house for 2 hours ....
where she won't give you 25 kinds of Hell!

Some of you married guys JUST CANNOT GET OUT OF THE HOUSE

for 2 hours without the S.o. stopping you!!!! I hate this ! I play a lot on weekends

and my guys SOMETIMES can get out but usually sneak around M-f 8-5 ....
I bet some of you sexy girls and sexy guys know some good ones !!!! Let me have em!!!

lol.... Thank you !!!! Zena

[Secrettexasman523]

I have to go to professional development...

Or I just take a secret half day off

[lipsandhipster]

Golf with a customer from out of town (Zena you should meet my putter)
Traffic school for blowing thorough a stop sign (Zena you really should meet my driver)
Lunch meeting with a customer from out of town who is heading back this afternoon (zena daty is my favorite)
Saturday afternoon men’s bible study group (catholic of course)

[haihawaii2000]

Gym

[MILFEater]

Gym, gun show, time after a public service event, time after weekend training, wife at work, wife at in-laws, wife out of town, etc.

[Bazztex]

Gone fishing.....wanna see my rod?

[Zena]

These are great !!! Thank you !!!!! Give me some more !!!!

[Unique_Carpenter]

Need to get the vehicle washed and polished.
(Emphasis on polished)

[Bazztex]

Hunting season started today. I am chasing white tail.

[Chung Tran]

need lots of stuff from the hardware store.

I intend to insert my hardware into a receptacle that will store my sperm.

[Analeese]

Y’all are making me smile today!

[Lee1050]

Games on pay for play. Aaaa view I mean

[mrredcat43]

I gotta go paint pictures with ms paint

[Lickidysplit1]

Thankfully I don't have to use them since the wife likes to hobby with me(I know, lucky bastard) but I would think playing poker(or poke her) would be a good one.

[Purlie Victorious]

I'm going to a baseball game.

I'm the pitcher and have a pair of balls, I just need a catcher with a tight glove