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Old 05-22-2010, 09:21 PM   #1
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Default 98 years old without any enemies

Let's hope this happens to all of us!

98 and no enemies - human interest story


All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service,
the Minister asked,
' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '
80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time,
except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?';
' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?

I don't have any.
'She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.
How old are you? '

'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.
The congregation stood up
and clapped their hands.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years
& not have an enemy in the world? '

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches. '
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