Haven't had any super bad experiences really with stuff before the date happening. I've had a NCNS once or twice. Probably the worst for me was a new chick, with only a few reviews on here. I set an appointment, the night of the appointment we're texting and everything is looking like it's on schedule. Then time comes for me to actually go see her, I'm in the area I should be in and get no response to calls or texts for about 30 minutes. I'm about to pack it in when she finally texts back saying she's at her friends apartment waiting for her friend to leave so she can have me come over. That instantly pisses me off because if you have no place for the date to happen let me know, we can reschedule or work something out with getting a room. I literally tell her to tell her friend to leave already. After another half hour she says she's tried to call a few places for prices and this and that, at that point I straight up told her she's gotta find a place or I'm out. After another 30 minutes of the runaround I finally tell her I'm going home. She didn't last much longer on here after that. The irony is she was a slender, toned black chick which I love. I would have given her tons of repeat business.
Probably the worst experience I had during an appointment is kinda a tossup. A chick that was just in town for a few weeks, she was dancing at Jags but also a provider on here and BP. I got to her hotel room and she's on the phone arguing with some guy she met while dancing. I wasn't too mad because I'd just gotten off work and wanted to shower to freshen up. I took less than 3 minutes to shower up and dry off to step out of the bathroom. She's still arguing with the guy because he wanted her to go over to his place and they have sex for a few hours for something like $60. This shit went on for like another 10 minutes while I played with her puppy on the bed. Then she finally hangs up and starts bitching to me about the dude. To top it off I was having a hard to cuming, once when I got close while standing behind her in doggy her damn puppy started licking, biting and playing with my toes. Killed my O instantly.
My other worst experience was when I got NCNS'd so I called up a provider that was advertising on her and BP quite a bit. She said she was available then so I headed from the east side by Cielo Vista to the west side by the theater on Remcom. I get there and the provider is acting really shady asking me what car I drive and repeatedly asking if I'm a cop.
I finally get to her room though and after less than 2 minutes of chit chat she's giving me a CBJ that lasted literally less than 10 seconds. Of course I'm young and she's hot so I'm already at full mast at this point. So she jumps on and rides me CG for about a minute the does RCG for another minute or two then fakes an O and hops off, rips off the cover and starts a voracious bbbj then quickly transitions to a titty fuck then quickly again to a vigorous handjob. She was beating my meat like it owed her money. She was stroking that thing like I was gonna cum thousand dollar bills instead of baby gravy. Of course I did nut fast, all over her fun bags. Then she quickly hopped up, gave me a wet wipe to clean myself up while she went to clean herself up in the bathroom. I'd barely threw away the wipe and had my manties on when she was already trying to get me out the door. Of course I left despite having paid for an hour and hadn't been in there longer than 15 minutes. A couple minutes later I text her on the way home asking what was up, did I smell or something or why did she have me out so quick. Then she went on and on about how I should have better communicated what I wanted and how I should pay AFTER the session so I don't get cheated.
I count that as one of my worst experiences because she double booked me and another guy, and while she had me in her room churning my butter, the dude was in the parking lot waiting for her to give him the room number. I know this for sure because in his review he complained about having to wait, and he commented on flavored condoms she used. I'd taken 3 flavored condoms and only used 1 and left the other two.
Not my worst experience, but definitely my nastiest was a chick I'd seen once before, and again after this incident. Anyway I got to her room, we caught up a bit then do some light kissing and I start to move down for some daddy(daty for those that don't get the joke) when she tells me I probably shouldn't because she just got off her period. I thought she was concerned it might be a bit gamey or something and didn't heed her warning. As soon as I got down there and gave her one lick I smelled the smell. Anybody that's been around an adult female one her cycle knows
the smell. I immediately retched. Of course right after that she asked "everything going alright down there?" I just kinda muttered yeah while trying to keep my lunch from making a trip back up. I tried to regain my composure and soldier on while slipping a finger in. I pulled it out almost immediately to use my tongue again when I saw it was completely red. I immediately sat up, showed her my finger and said "uh we gotta problem." You can tell she was instantly embarrassed and went into damage control mode saying "I warned you I just got off my period." and saying things like she could do other stuff.
She only ever did cbj for her safety and never did greek so there wasn't much I was interested in that she could offer so after washing my hands I told her "well if you're comfortable to keep going then so am I." And so we did. When we were done, from the base of my cock up to my stomach and from the underside of my cock to my gooch was covered red, with the cover on it looked like I'd stabbed someone to death with my dick.
I'm a very understanding guy, if a chick's deepthroating me and she pukes I'll just shower real quick. I'll feel bad for her because she's probably embarrassed and puking is never fun. If aunt flow drops in unexpectedly I'll be a bit bummed daty isn't on the menu anymore but that's about it. If we're doing greek and have an accident, eh shit happens... literally. Again just clean up and continue on. The only thing that pisses me off in the hobby is when people do shady shit or start fuckin off and waste my time. I'm not even 30 so if I wanted to play games I'd go chase the party girls that hang out at the clubs/bars.
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