Daily reconnaissance report of stateline

[pyramider]

Sounds like Malwoody would to like to have his taint massaged as part of the interrogation process.

[Guest102513-1]

Now mr pyramider, man...spit tobacco, and almost hit the spit bottle.

I just very kindly post to yer post in the MSOG.."yes we got it" thread.

Again, I see yer one of them, there foreignners....don't see why ya poking ya head in our little heaven, here.

But I will say this slowly....'cause I know u big city folks are always in a hurry.

We got rules here and we don't like any funny humor stuff.

We run a respectful joint here...ya know God, Country...and sheep type of stuff

No highjackettig threads, no funny stuff...and no tainting of our fellow members (even if he's one of the ones we don't particularly like, like MW)

Move along...there really isn't much here to be a seeing

EDIT TO POST: Mr pyramdier, man. I need to make a correction....my original post to you, sir. Was in our very important, security of our border thread.
I'm sorry I got that, there remark above wrong. It was not our "we got MGOS" thread. Make no mistake about it, we have train our blood hounds very
well to weed out you foreigners from coming across. Tonight is Uncle Harry's night on the border. We apparently continue to still have a problem
with him drinking too much of our very fine moonshine, which must 'xplain how ya got through.

Don't make me wrong you again...Aunt Bee will be dealing with ya all, next time

She spanks real hard...although I, kinda taken a likin' to it...not sure you city folks are going to be so open minded about it

[Makayla of Missouri]

Originally Posted by b@ileythepistol

Id rather see this than a hey look at me hey look at me threAD... Thanks for makin me laugh dd

Ex freaking actly!

[JD Barleycorn]

In my travels looking for a house to purchase I saw something interesting in Drexel. Two houses (fairly poor condition but that is not important) sitting about 100 feet from each other on two different sides of the street. That street is the state line. Two houses connected by a tunnel in two different states... could be interesting and effective.

[Longermonger]

Are there streetwalkers on State Line? That would be impossible for police to er...police. Wasn't there a gambling shack on State Line Road decades ago? There need to be hotels, strip clubs, bars, brothels, casinos, fireworks stands, liquor stores, gas stations, and strip clubs on the road in a strip.

[i'va biggen]

I need a update am thinking on driving to Mo and wondered if it was safe.

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by Longermonger

Are there streetwalkers on State Line? That would be impossible for police to er...police. Wasn't there a gambling shack on State Line Road decades ago? There need to be hotels, strip clubs, bars, brothels, casinos, fireworks stands, liquor stores, gas stations, and strip clubs on the road in a strip.

While I am sure there have been several places, I know of the mob owned joint that straddled the stateline back in the day where jurisdictions ended at the stateline and departments did not work together, it was called the last chance. Max Jaben and Johnny Mags muscled the old owners out, it was a very profitable place with non stop card games. However today it would not matter because the states recongnize cross state jurisdictions and departments work together.

[Helicopter206]

Originally Posted by Longermonger

Are there streetwalkers on State Line? That would be impossible for police to er...police. Wasn't there a gambling shack on State Line Road decades ago? There need to be hotels, strip clubs, bars, brothels, casinos, fireworks stands, liquor stores, gas stations, and strip clubs on the road in a strip.

I think it was close to Coaches.. Maybe a little farther South....