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03-23-2022, 08:52 PM
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Superman and Wonder Woman
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonderwoman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?", replied Batman. I'd love to, but Wonderwoman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Darn shame," said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a city when he saw the Green Lantern patching up a building. He flew down. "Hey G.L., I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonderwoman is far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't you try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much" and he flew off in frustration. Wonderwoman lying naked, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart and up in the air. Superman was tempted. "Goddarn it!" he thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone. Wonderwoman stared up into the sky with a dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he rolled off, "But my ass is killing me." submissons by: Kickback
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03-24-2022, 04:19 PM
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uh? I have questions?
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03-24-2022, 06:32 PM
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uh? I have questions?
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03-24-2022, 09:38 PM
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... The PERFECT answer!
... Thanks for clueing him in, mate.  ... 
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03-25-2022, 05:28 PM
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I still dont get it?
Is this guy making a pass at me with that emoji?
NO!
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03-25-2022, 05:52 PM
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You are kidding, right?
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03-25-2022, 06:24 PM
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I still dont get it?
Is this guy making a pass at me with that emoji?
NO!
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http://lmgtfy.app/?q=invisible+man+fucking&t=i
Are you Fifi’s daddy?
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03-26-2022, 10:29 PM
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03-27-2022, 11:11 AM
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uh? I have questions?
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looks like supes had homo sex with invisible man who is fucking wonder woman.
is that your answer to your question?
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03-27-2022, 11:38 AM
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Was this in a marvel comic?
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03-27-2022, 12:02 PM
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Please stop while you’re behind.
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03-27-2022, 12:03 PM
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... Ye Christ! ... Obviously it was a DC comic.
... They like homo sexual sex over in DC.
How do you think all those DC politicians keep their jobs.
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03-27-2022, 12:15 PM
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Wait? So this is about gay pride?
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