Reviews for the girls to write for u guys...

[TreeBark]

Get used to it. Times have changed and some dudes want everything for nothing. Hell, the ladies do as well.

Originally Posted by Lovelilly

Awh too bad... Unfortunately Albany hasnt treated me as well as it used to... Think it's kinda gone down hill since the last time I actually came here... Too bad

[hob782]

Originally Posted by Lovelilly

Lol @ the buying reviews.... I don't even need reviews to make money it just is nice to be able to have for the men that want to know I'm not with the pigs.. ... If I have 100+ NO reviews I would still make money and I have yet to even have anyone ask for the discount after a review! And clearly that shows by the lack of recent reviews!!! So uhhhhhhhhh no YOUR WRONG !!

And thank-you to the one MAN not child who understands it's NOT MY job to tell you to wash your ass.. That was YOUR PARENTS job... If any man feels it's OK to NOT then I blame YOUR parents for not making sure you knew proper hygiene... But then again... Most of you BOYS couldn't get laid unless u paid so what do I know.... Lol

On what not to do to win and influence us childish hobbyists. Your insults are like water off a ducks back.

As for the lack of hobbyists asking for a discount it's probably due to one of two things: hobbyist that have seen you don't think you deserve the "Yes" review or they aren't coming back for a seconds.... me I'm not even coming for a first visit.

[Lovelilly]

Water off a ducks back... Never heard that saying before... And as far as yes or no review I could really care less and insulting someone was never my intention... It's an insult to me to know your going to come get your dick sucked and ducked[hahahha ducks back] but you don't take five min to wash your ass and the cheese from your dick.... But it the shoe fits go ahead and wear it!! Seems u took my post personal like ur the type to have skid marks on the sheets and a stinky cheesy dick lmaooooo

[Warrenajeffers]

I thought cheese got better with age?

[hob782]

Originally Posted by Lovelilly

Water off a ducks back... Never heard that saying before... And as far as yes or no review I could really care less and insulting someone was never my intention... It's an insult to me to know your going to come get your dick sucked and ducked[hahahha ducks back] but you don't take five min to wash your ass and the cheese from your dick.... But it the shoe fits go ahead and wear it!! Seems u took my post personal like ur the type to have skid marks on the sheets and a stinky cheesy dick lmaooooo

did you just not intentionally insult me after I just told you that insults from a hooker are like water running off a duck.

[Warrenajeffers]

I just can't believe a hooker would challenge the quality of Hob's dick cheese..

[August Black]

Originally Posted by Lovelilly

But then again... Most of you BOYS couldn't get laid unless u paid so what do I know.... Lol

Interesting......"most of you boys couldn't get laid unless u paid". Thank God there's chicks like you that are willingly to take our money and help us get laid. Do you have like selective memory or something?? One could argue that you possibly couldn't enjoy whatever lifestyle you currently have if it weren't for guys paying you to fuck and suck so jump off that high horse sweetheart.

[hob782]

Originally Posted by Warrenajeffers

I just can't believe a hooker would challenge the quality of Hob's dick cheese..

WJ,

Thanks for sticking up for me. I've never had a lower tier provider question the quality of my dick cheese before. I've scheduled a session with my therapist to help me thru it.

I'm not even going to beam up today.....T'Pol is kinda pissed off at me.

[hob782]

She got "GPS". Now I understand.

https://albany.pagesof.com/adult/ext...f-cfe68a1364fa

[Corvette17]

Originally Posted by Lovelilly

Well corvette thanks for being a broken down Honda and wasting my time!!! Complete bullshitter and time wasterrrr

DO ON TO OTHERS THAT HAVE BEEN DONE TO YOU

[bustybabygirl]

Wow interesting thread to say the least.

I hope business in Albnay gets better for you.

And men, I hope you can find someone who will appreciate the finely aged dick cheese.

[chasbukowski]

Originally Posted by Lovelilly

So u always wonder why we can't write our own perspective of our time together with a guy... like how many times has a guy read a review and wondered what us ladies had to say about how the session went... or why does a lady have some good reviews and some bad... well here's my outlook on it...

...how are we as women supposed to provide good service if you STINKq?! or NOT WIPE your butt properly after u use the bathroom so when u lay down on my sheets there's a SKID MARK like u never even wiped after using the bathroom.. or what if the man is extremely OVER WEIGHT or just plain RUDE!!! Or simply just not good chemistry between the two of you...


Why is it that we can't write our side of the review...?like I have to wait to give a girl a reference letting her know he's nasty and dirty?!

Please next time you read a review or alert or comment REMEMBER you DO NOT fully know everything thing that really went on in a session..

Like they say there are 3 sides to every story his side, her side & THE TRUTH!!

SO NEXT time you write or read a review pls take these things into consideration bcz no woman is gonna give 100% if any of the above issues happen at a session!!!

Because this would be really REALLY bad for your business.

We come here to NOT be judged. We are here because of the negative judgements, comments, criticisms, and sleights of those who supposedly loved us.

We hobby to venture into a fantasy world, not to fall into the same old bullshit we're trying to seek solace from.

Besides, what good can come of even the most positive reviews of your clients? Hey, I already know I'm a nice metrosexual guy who smells good, has a decent sized whang, and wouldn't hurt a fly. Big fricken deal. You gonna hang out with me for free?

[Randilyn]

omg....... lmao !!! I'm so glad I'm retiring at the end of this month!!! ....... for you ladies here is some advice ... if the gent looks and smells funky throw him in the shower!!! if he dosent want to shower then throw him and his donation out!! plain and simple .... to me personally no amount of donation is worth the funk!!!!!

[Guest072118]

No such thing as finely aged dick cheese only finely aged men.

You have dick cheese check yourself.

[MOCHAakaMOCHA]

What a read.
Me reading this thread lol (pink hair):