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HedonistForever · 06-08-2020, 09:55 AM

Shortest resume on record. Ms. Page, what are your qualifications for this job?

I tried to sabotage the election of Trump. You're hired!

I think MSDNC is more appropriate. Though I have never tried LSD, they say it opens and expands the mind, something that could never be said about the "personalities" at MSDNC.

Why_Yes_I_Do · 06-08-2020, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by HedonistForever

Shortest resume on record. Ms. Page, what are your qualifications for this job?

I tried to sabotage the election of Trump. You're hired!...

Should have read her Other Duties As Assigned section:
I sleep around a lot.

oeb11 · 06-08-2020, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by HedonistForever

Shortest resume on record. Ms. Page, what are your qualifications for this job?

I tried to sabotage the election of Trump. You're hired!

I think MSDNC is more appropriate. Though I have never tried LSD, they say it opens and expands the mind, something that could never be said about the "personalities" at MSDNC.

Well done - best One of the Day!!!!

Jackie S · 06-08-2020, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by oeb11

That is a group of hateful, nasty females!

Don’t forget MY congresswoman, Shiela Jackson Lee.

winn dixie · 06-08-2020, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by HedonistForever

Shortest resume on record. Ms. Page, what are your qualifications for this job?

I tried to sabotage the election of Trump. You're hired!

I think MSDNC is more appropriate. Though I have never tried LSD, they say it opens and expands the mind, something that could never be said about the "personalities" at MSDNC.

Obama was a community organizer before getting elected as a senator. Guess thats called affirmative action.