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Old 03-19-2019, 01:27 PM   #1
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So this joke's for you Springfield People My People!
What's the difference between a CHICKPEA & a LENTIL?
Nobody's gonna pay 300 bux for a lentil on their face!
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Old 03-19-2019, 01:51 PM   #2
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Lmao.
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Old 03-19-2019, 04:34 PM   #3
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So this joke's for you Springfield People My People!
What's the difference between a CHICKPEA & a LENTIL?
Nobody's gonna pay 300 bux for a lentil on their face!
I was gonna say something but you know what I'm thinking Jodi !

Shame on me (NOT)
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Old 03-19-2019, 07:14 PM   #4
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I LOVE YOU CHIEF & YES, YES I DO KNOW YOU! lol
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Old 03-19-2019, 07:19 PM   #5
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I heard that same joke somewhere today! ��
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Old 03-19-2019, 07:45 PM   #6
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That reminds me about the difference of Jelly and Jam... you can't jelly your dick up your girlfriends ass
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Old 03-19-2019, 08:52 PM   #7
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I like my girlfriends like I like my coffees. Without other guys dicks in them.... I guess that’s not too applicable for eccie haha
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Old 03-20-2019, 05:40 AM   #8
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That reminds me about the difference of Jelly and Jam... you can't jelly your dick up your girlfriends ass
Rectum? Yep nearly killed em!
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Old 03-20-2019, 08:57 PM   #9
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what did the banana say to the vibrator?


Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

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Old 03-21-2019, 09:25 AM   #10
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what did the banana say to the vibrator?


Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!

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Damn Dallas That's funny right there. I've herd many jokes but I'm virgin on that one.

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Old 03-24-2019, 05:37 PM   #11
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What does Trisha put behind her ears to attract men?

“Her ankles.”
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You Girls are being Naughty ( I Love It ! )
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Old 03-24-2019, 07:26 PM   #13
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Lol. Good one Summer!
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Old 03-24-2019, 07:28 PM   #14
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Lol.
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Old 03-24-2019, 07:29 PM   #15
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Hahahahahha that's funny as shit phone a friend lmao
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