How traveling ladies handle speeding tickets.

[Long Ron Silver]

Tia, lighten up on the gas pedal, lol!

[tia travels]

Maybe this is the better way?!!?

[chicagoboy]

That certainly gives new meaning to "assume the position". No doubt, the officer would be a gentleman and offer to "drive her home".

Why don't the Grammar Police get opportunities like that?

[Long Ron Silver]

When it comes time to administer the breathalyzer test, I hope he sticks it in the correct oriface!

I would love to 69 her in that position although it would be more like 62!

[Sweet N Little]

LOL good one Ron!



A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

[Roothead]

I know a lady here who was speeding and was pulled over by an officer on a cycle.... she undid the top few buttons to flash some cleavage- tasseled the hair to get the "come and get me look".... and the smiled her most seductive look..... for the rather large and homely female officer at her window.... $200 ticket received lol

[guest0301013]

Lmao sweet and little that was funny! @roothead i woulda got out the ticket love a woman in or out of uniform lol

[Kloie]

I've got to try Sweets Idea or maybe long's first one. I love to drive fast!