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12-17-2010, 09:30 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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such a naughty girl Santa baby...........
I was at the Galleria Mall in Dallas yesterday...I passed by Santa ...he waved & shouted "Ho/Ho/Ho Merry Christmas"...so since there were no kids around,I went & sat on his lap....I smiled and said "Santa I have been a naughty girl this year"...he smiled back and said "again???'.....lol!
{true story}
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12-17-2010, 09:33 PM
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Thats funny, Dallas! You sound like a blast!, BCD OR non-BCD!
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12-17-2010, 09:36 PM
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Dallas is the number one stunner lol!
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12-17-2010, 09:52 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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i dont know...i figured he was saying "ho/ho/ho" for a reason,so i had to come running...lol!
i shoulda asked him if that was a lump of coal in his pocket..or was he just glad to meet me...lol!
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12-17-2010, 09:54 PM
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NOOOOOO.....you should have wiggled around on his lap long enough to give him wood....then make him stand up! lol "Pervert Santa, pervert Santa" <pointing>
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12-17-2010, 11:24 PM
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lol
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12-18-2010, 07:09 AM
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Haha Dallas, your crazy!
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12-18-2010, 08:19 AM
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Lucky Santa!
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12-18-2010, 09:16 AM
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Dallas, I'm shocked (that you didn't take the opportunity to rub his crotch  ).
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12-18-2010, 01:58 PM
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Naughty, DR! Naughty, naughty! I'm at work right now, but could improvise on a Santa suit. AND, I'm all alone! ;-( Interested?
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12-18-2010, 04:07 PM
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do you know why santas a lousy lover
because he only cums once a year
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I was at the Galleria Mall in Dallas yesterday...I passed by Santa ...he waved & shouted "Ho/Ho/Ho Merry Christmas"...so since there were no kids around,I went & sat on his lap....I smiled and said "Santa I have been a naughty girl this year"...he smiled back and said "again???'.....lol!
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12-18-2010, 05:58 PM
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Dallas I'll bet you made his candy cane stand up
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12-18-2010, 07:33 PM
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In the spirit of naughty Santa's....true story here.
About 6 yrs ago, my playmate and I went Christmas shopping at the mall. We saw Santa and decided to go have our picture taken with him. We both were sitting on his lap for a few minutes and right before they took our picture, we had both noticed Santa had a hardon.
We both kissed him farewell and I whispered in his ear, "If you need a couple of naughty elves, give us a call." Handed him my business card and we left. Needless to say, Santa had two presents for himself that year.
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12-18-2010, 10:03 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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lol--yall all are so fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live” - George Carlin.
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