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Originally Posted by shinepro
Shine da great stopped writing reviews because 1 when I got a cheap lick you'll foook it up and price me out and 2 I got tired of foooking reading harlequin romance novels. Every chick you are with here has a leg clinching orgasm. At that point your review is foooking worthless and you are a liar. Look guys you are paying her rate, why do you guys feel the need to lie about your sexual performance and why ladies do you'll squirm and scream, when in reality you can't wait for this joker's time to be up? Open question. Sidenote I have had several unimpressive bedroom showings but I encourage the lady for an honest assessment so I can get better. That's just me. So please, enlighten shine da great
Tooodlez...
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I feel you cuz,it always sounds as if the reviewers are reviewing themselves instead of the provider
I only click on reviews to find out about a particular provider's looks,performance,rates,hygien e,demeanor,enthusiasm and iop or the lack of
Was her incall,breath and vagina clean?
Did she look like her photos?Is she toned,thick of hiding a beer gut?
Are the photos current or taken during the Clinton's presidency?
How do you rate her blowjob skills?is it Goddess level(go look up Teanna Trump or Char!ey Chase),mediocre or weak?
Can she work her hips and waist?Does she throw it back?
How is the view from behind?
Was the temperature in her room agreeable with Houston's weather?
Did she make the first move?Tried to seduce you or was it all mechanical?
Did she help with the clean up after the deed?
We ain't trying to read about your tongue wasting 30 minutes searching for her clitoris
Ignore the trolls,shine..I feel your pain