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Old 08-21-2019, 12:02 PM   #1
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Urban legend only....

Preacher came walking up to Dallas one day and says, "So nice to see you. I've been praying for you for the past two days!"
Touching his arm she replies, "Why thank you honey but all you needed to do was call me on the phone and I would have been there in five minutes."
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Old 08-21-2019, 06:55 PM   #2
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LOL awesome baby....Thanks!!

lets continue this...everypne chip in


All of a sudden the Devil started laughing and said "thats my girl"!!!

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Maybe the preacher was afraid to go to Dallas cause he's seen her toy boxes.
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Old 08-21-2019, 07:22 PM   #4
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Think you're right UC lol
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The devil smurked saying finally a play mate for me...
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Dallas giggled and said, no you're my playtoy.
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As she warmed the oil...sterized her toys and got ready for hellacious adventures in Hell!
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If you ask Dallas what time it is, she always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", she nicely responds and roundhouse fucks you in the face.
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The devil smurked saying finally a play mate for me...

The devil should be asking, "Where are the Wheaties".
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And the cheering squad gathered:
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Glowing & quacking up as the devil shreeked
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waiting for YourDesire to step into her bubblebath so she could do devilish deeds with her! and maybe a gentleman caller would appear to help soap her up!
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