quotes and such

[Ms.Lady Y]

“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.”
― Mae West

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
Mae West

[schmuckenputz]

You ALMOST look like you know what you're doing...anon, or me, I forget...

If your provider won't put her phone down, walk out...with your money....me

If she opens the door and is 50 lbs heavier than the pics she said she took yesterday, turn around and get back in your car and go get a beer....me

[Ms.Lady Y]

Originally Posted by schmuckenputz

If she opens the door and is 50 lbs heavier than the pics she said she took yesterday, turn around and get back in your car and go get a beer....me

Now you really don't think any of the ladies would ever do that.

[schmuckenputz]

Only yesterday....

[Unique_Carpenter]

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.
Marcus A. Antoninus

Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm and constant.
Socrates

[Marcus Aurelius]

“Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.” Peter De Vries.

[Marcus Aurelius]

[Unique_Carpenter]

To live is to war with trolls.
and
The worst that a man can do to himself is to do injustice to others.
both from:
Henrik Isben

[Unique_Carpenter]

Ok Marcus, you beat me to Mongo's quote, perhaps the best from all of Brooks' work. So, here's another.

I'm a stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Comicus

[Ms.Lady Y]

All men's souls are immortal, but the souls of the righteous are immortal and divine.
Socrates

[Ms.Lady Y]

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
Socrates

Nowhere can man find a quieter or more untroubled retreat than in his own soul.
Marcus Aurelius

[Ms.Lady Y]

What a thing of fantasy a woman may become after dusk.
HONORE DE BALZAC


Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.
PARIS HILTON

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Ms.Lady Y

Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior.
Socrates

I had a bet with myself that one of the gals would post that one. Congrats Lady Y.
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Wit is educated insolence.
Aristotle

[Ms.Lady Y]

Your silence gives consent.
Plato

[Unique_Carpenter]

Silence is safer than speech.
Epictetus