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clusterlizard · 08-22-2013, 08:45 AM

I took a photo of a provider last night with frosting all over her buttocks. I intended to lick the frosting off, but wanted to preserve the memory of the icing on the cake, as it were.

In a moment of incomprehensible retardation, I tried to send the photo to the provider, but ended up sending it to the civilian I've started to see. You can imagine the hilarity that ensued.

I'm posting this for no particular reason, other than the entertainment value. I completely ruined what seemed like could be a good relationship. Of course, had it gotten serious, I would have discontinued my hobby activities.

Enjoy your schadenfreude

JD Barleycorn · 08-22-2013, 08:48 AM

Unless there is something horribly compromising you just downloaded a funny photo you found on the Internet and were testing to see if your civilian had a sense of humor. Guess not.

Since you mentioned it, can we see the photo?

SinsOfTheFlesh · 08-22-2013, 09:02 AM

What JD said. Unless there is something in the photo that would bust you (the background being your residence for example), tell her you came across the photo and wanted to show her what was in store her HER the next time you see her.

clusterlizard · 08-22-2013, 09:07 AM

It's too late for all that. Rest assured, the relationship is a smoking ruin. All I can do now is entertain others with the story...

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Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh

What JD said. Unless there is something in the photo that would bust you (the background being your residence for example), tell her you came across the photo and wanted to show her what was in store her HER the next time you see her.

Guest090920 · 08-22-2013, 09:23 AM

Entertaining it was. Sorry for the mishap. The important question is what flavor frosting was it?

Guest090920 · 08-22-2013, 09:24 AM

oops, double post....

Wizard of Ahhhhs · 08-22-2013, 09:28 AM

Maybe pass the lady's number on to some of our other single members...? First date conversation goes something like:
Her - "Let me tell you what my last boyfriend did!"
You - "Oh, clusterlizard? Yeah, he told us all about it!"
Oops!

clusterlizard · 08-22-2013, 09:28 AM

Jesus, man, pull yourself together!

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Originally Posted by scorpio31

oops, double post....

Guest090920 · 08-22-2013, 09:33 AM

Exactly! It's time for a vacation.

KCSmutMonkey · 08-22-2013, 10:02 AM

Oh my... Sorry CL, that sucks. Funny, but terrible at the same time. Lesson learned, don't use technology when all the blood has left your brain!

sweet.countrygirl · 08-22-2013, 10:22 AM

to much excitement for one night lol

KCSmutMonkey · 08-22-2013, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by sweet.countrygirl

to much excitement for one night lol

Ah, you were the frosted one? Now, I have GOT to see that pic. LOL

Thequeen · 08-22-2013, 10:49 AM

That could be a way to weed out the not so fun girls... Had she been really fun her reply back to you could have been Yum, I want to lick that off myself lol....

HeyMikeyHeLikesIt · 08-22-2013, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by clusterlizard

It's too late for all that. Rest assured, the relationship is a smoking ruin. All I can do now is entertain others with the story...

The words smoking ruin made me smile for some reason. Sorry for your loss, but hey, as a hobbiest at least you have a fall back position!

Allie_Kat · 08-22-2013, 11:39 AM

I'm very interested in this picture now myself. C'mon clusterlizard, pretty please?