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Old 12-05-2017, 07:23 PM   #1
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"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in the US now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
" Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
"Well shortly after becoming an American I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."
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"You're in the US now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.

"Well shortly after becoming an American I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."



May want to change that babe
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"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in the US now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
" Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
"Well shortly after becoming an American I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."
Is that the same thing as NIGER or STABBING IN THE BACK OF FISH SLEEPING IN THE WET or was that just the story of Jesus getting stab in the back
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