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Old 07-17-2019, 08:07 PM   #1
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Talking New viral internet challenge...

Challenge:

walk into the grocery store and find a produce employee...

Walk up real slow and creepy and get right in their face...like 2 inches away.

Tell them...
"hey baby your cucumbers look really fresh and perky. Plus those watermelons are so big! I bet they are super nice to suck on and juicy sweet. I must have them in my mouth asap. You ready right now, baby? 15 minutes. I'm ready to suck on your succulent cukes. Problem is I can only donate you half of what that sign says...but I'm helping you out. You'll thank me baby when I make you cum on my big cuke."

Film it and upload it to Twitter

Don't forget to hashtag #DonateForCucumbers

DM the video to me on Twitter

Let's chat industry language for a minute.
Guys...gentlemen...pervs...sex y fuckers...and toe suckers,

Have we done away with money and returned to the barter system? When did it become common practice to trade 3 goats for a blow job? And if this is the case you can keep the goats and buy bimmers instead.

You're not fooling anyone, especially the cops, by suggesting we work for a "donation", "tips" or "roses". They've cracked those codes and figured us all out.

You do not donate or gift us any more than you donate or gift the grocery store. You pay us because we are Sexperts.

(Pssst...the cops already know this...and they probably read it before you did. Hello officers!)
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Old 07-17-2019, 08:29 PM   #2
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"hey baby your cucumbers look really fresh and perky. Plus those watermelons are so big! I bet they are super nice to suck on and juicy sweet. I must have them in my mouth asap. You ready right now, baby? 15 minutes. I'm ready to suck on your succulent cukes. Problem is I can only donate you half of what that sign says...but I'm helping you out. You'll thank me baby when I make you cum on my big cuke."




the bolded part is the most annoying question ever.

providers have lives too, and we can't always save
the day from random raging hard emergencies





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Old 07-17-2019, 09:33 PM   #3
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The authorities will use any method possible to meet their quota, scrupulous or otherwise. If you are a car salesman and your dealership expects you to sell 4 vehicles per week, you're going to get written up if you don't. The cops don't make x number of arrests within a certain time frame, then their Sgt. will have a meeting with them. By the same token the DA won't get reelected if he doesn't push his cases.



Using donation instead of payment isn't going to go very far. The less information you leave recklessly lying around the better...


As for bartering.... Well, I've done that before Sometimes it's a better deal.
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Old 07-17-2019, 11:33 PM   #4
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Yes L.E. has it figure out. But it how sounds most guys don't want to be going to hooker but a date with a chick who should be reimbursed for posted the add that was free for him to read and pick choose. Every professional is different. Some guys see the harbor fright of woman some see the home depot some see the hilti.
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Old 07-18-2019, 11:20 AM   #5
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I would think that thr real challenge would be actually finding a produce employee at all.
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Old 07-18-2019, 03:43 PM   #6
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I do this all the time the nice and ripe bananas If see that have a lot I try to get them 1/2 off. There better than a green one.
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