Board drama

[austin88998833]

Originally Posted by Parttimehobbyist

I don’t know about you guys, but I really like strawberry shortcake. Here’s a recipe I’d like to share:

For the Shortcakes:
2 cups all-purpose flour. Equate or name brand. Doesn’t matter.
2 1/2 tablespoon granulated sugar divided
2 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
6 tablespoons butter cold, sliced
3/4 cup heavy whipping cream
1 tablespoon butter melted

For the Berries:
1 pound strawberries sliced. Driscoll’s strawberries are the shit!
2 tablespoons granulated sugar

For the Cream:
1cup heavy whipping cream. It’s gotta be heavy as fuck. Know what I’m saying?
2 (I lie. Make it 4) tablespoons granulated sugar

Instructions
For the Berries:
Mix strawberries and sugar together in a bowl and place in the fridge.

For the Shortcakes:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees F and grease or line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
In the bowl of a stand mixer with paddle attachment, mix flour, 2 tablespoons sugar, baking powder, and salt together. Add sliced cold butter and mix until pea size. Slowly stream in the cream while mixing on low. Mix until almos combined.
Knead dough on a lightly floured surface for 1 minute until it forms a soft dough. Roll that shit to about 1/3 inch thick. Use a 2 1/2 inch biscuit cutter to cut out 16 rounds.

Place 8 rounds on baking sheet. Brush the tops ever so gently with melted butter and then place the remaining rounds on top. I guess you can brush with butter again and sprinkle the love with the remaining 1/2 tablespoon sugar. Bake for I guess 18-20 minutes or until golden.

For the Cream:
Whip the heavy whipping cream and sugar together by hand with a whisk or with an electric mixer until soft peaks.

Assemble by separating the shortcakes. Add strawberries to the bottom cake and top with whipped cream. Add the top of the cake and layer again with strawberries and whipped cream. Serve immediately. STAT.

Enjoy the diabeetus!

I love the recipe, the diabetes notwithstanding
So are you saying that board drama makes you think of strawberry shortcake?

Interesting

[Elvisisalive]

Originally Posted by Rockydoc

I mean, who could forget Trinity’s Fuck you, you’re fired post. Pure inspired comedy gold. I loved when Brit lectured a certain someone about the correct use of homophones and other topics in English. Of course, a certain self appointed certified asshole from Bama went over the top again and again. Booked never would have allowed it.

Trinity’s rant was epic!!!

[JordnJenkins]

The exact reason I like to stay as hidden as possible.

[Ginger Doll]

It’s good to see that negative drama has died down!

But we all definitely need to work on more entertaining topics. Lately this site has been more effective than Zzzquil.

I miss Spanky!!

[Baconman]

I can't lie. I like some drama. It helps me choose who I want to see.

[arealone]

Most "board drama" is the result of rumors, conjecture and speculation. It spawns out of one person not agreeing with another's opinion, or, worse yet, someone taking offense at the truth coming out about them.

I hear rumors once in awhile but choose to take the high road (most of the time) and not discuss them in public. However, one of the most recent rumors I heard is pretty juicy.

[Parttimehobbyist]

Originally Posted by arealone

Most "board drama" is the result of rumors, conjecture and speculation. It spawns out of one person not agreeing with another's opinion, or, worse yet, someone taking offense at the truth coming out about them.

I hear rumors once in awhile but choose to take the high road (most of the time) and not discuss them in public. However, one of the most recent rumors I heard is pretty juicy.

+1

[arealone]

Originally Posted by Baconman

I can't lie. I like some drama. It helps me choose who I want to see.

+1