ISO FAILS! Post them here......

[BLM69]

Let's have a little fun here and post up the ISO FAILS! Meaning if a guy is looking for something in particular, You have providers that don't fit the clients request offer their services. Let's see who makes it to the eccie hall of shame or better yet, has no shame.

[cage196]

my favorite is when I post that im looking for a regular TRI weekly appointment over by my office in lewisville and the same girl in GARLAND replies to me.

[BLM69]

Ok, I'll post the first one, this one was pretty obvious that the OP post wasn't read.....

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2645519

[dbjp101]

The ultimate fail. Hands down.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2642186

[darkwader]

Originally Posted by BLM69

Ok, I'll post the first one, this one was pretty obvious that the OP post wasn't read.....

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2645519

this is frikking funny

[corona]

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2628929
Pretty self explanatory

[Analeese]

Originally Posted by dbjp101

The ultimate fail. Hands down.

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2642186

Hey that’s the guy who got ripped off for $700 recently lol

Originally Posted by corona

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2628929
Pretty self explanatory

Omg I’m dying

[VeryClean]

Originally Posted by corona

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2628929
Pretty self explanatory

Hilarious! I spat my food out when I read your reply to Brittany Bella!

I'm loving this thread and all the links posted so far, thanks BLM!

[BLM69]

Originally Posted by corona

https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2628929
Pretty self explanatory

I've seen other similar postings in the past that were similar, B.B. might end up in the hall of shame/no shame!

Another strong contender, Never mind what the client wants lol

https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2641316

[fozziewockabear]

Wait let’s look at the semantics...

Originally Posted by HobbyFan42

I'm going through withdrawls again and getting the shakes! If you're available and will do a DATY session for me then hit me up!

The OP of that post is and odd character remember that one post? (Queue up lady in red 80s song)

Anyways back to what he said...

1) I'm going through withdrawals again and getting the shakes!
- My theory is M$? Or maybe missing the ol’ Jack Daniel's?

2) If you're available and will do a DATY session for me
- He wants someone to do the DATY for him (Will do a NOT let me do DATY) maybe due to the shakes he can’t deliver for I guess Tammy or whoever he wants them to get their Y dine at.

3) then hit me up!
- This could be the only way anyone could deliver for what he is requesting.

Anyways that whole post is a fail 😂

[Guest083119]

Calling all Prostitutes!

Smooth approach!

[LuciaConte]

Originally Posted by Analeese

Hey that’s the guy who got ripped off for $700 recently lol

[fozziewockabear]

I found one... 🧐

Dude ask for cockhold (MMF) gal says available with her gal friend from Colorado (FMF)

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2647884

[VeryClean]

Originally Posted by fozziewockabear

I found one... 🧐

Dude ask for cockhold (MMF) gal says available with her gal friend from Colorado (FMF)

https://m.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2647884

LOL! 😂

She's the same provider who complained in Coed a while back that other providers were stealing her signature phrase "I got what you need!" in the ISO forum. She felt that by stealing her signature phrase, those ladies were stealing her clients too. You know, since "I got what you need!" is a very unique powerful advertising message.

[fozziewockabear]

Originally Posted by VeryClean

LOL! 😂

She's the same provider who complained in Coed a while back that other providers were stealing her signature phrase "I got what you need!" in the ISO forum. She felt that by stealing her signature phrase, those ladies were stealing her clients too. You know, since "I got what you need!" is a very unique powerful advertising message.

😂 Really?!?

I need to look that up and save it to read when I need a good laugh 😂

That phrase is too vague I would end up asking did you read the ISO or say something like what do you have?