Selling Virginity

[yitzchak]

I'm taking some advice I recieved a few months ago and am auctioning my virginity. I'm a 27 year old virgin, I am educated, I go to the gym, I have an above average sized penis (according to most sources) and I like having fun. Private message me with your offers.

Thank you.

[Fancylady]

Originally Posted by yitzchak

I'm taking some advice I recieved a few months ago and am auctioning my virginity. I'm a 27 year old virgin, I am educated, I go to the gym, I have an above average sized penis (according to most sources) and I like having fun. Private message me with your offers.

Thank you.

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[yitzchak]

Who's Dennis Hof? Some hoes pimp? Fuck out of here with that bullshit hoe.

[Jam3768]

Dennis Hof owns brothels in Nevada. But seriously here. You are asking hookers, who get paid for sex, to pay you for sex. I think you just might have the wrong site here to advertise this. But of course there are thousands of guys on this site that are willing to pay for sex. Maybe that's who you are trying to attract

[yitzchak]

I think Fancylady is suggesting that I contact Dennis Hofman, but like I mentioned, I don't want no pimp fuck out of here with that bullshit hoe. I ain't no Duece Bigalow. If a hoe wants to pay me for sex, that's kind of like being a pimp, but this is for ladies and gents. Either way, I'm a hoe. No Free sessions.

[LuckyMofo]

You're kidding, right? I hope you post an update on how this pans out for you. I agree with the other poster, I think you're on the wrong site for what you're offering. How does a 27 year old virgin even know about this site? Why are you a virgin at 27 anyway? I think you'd be better served grabbing a few Benjamins out of your wallet and paying one of the ladies on this site to remove that label.

[captjackno]

Go for it, man. I sold my virginity and I got a bag of cheetos and a Dr. Pepper. Very lucrative deal.

[yitzchak]

I don't have enough money for hoes right now

But, if I sell my virginity...

Plus, I have a few bills I need to pay.

[ICU 812]

This sounds like an that might belong on another website.

[Claire She Blows]

Maybe you should be auctioning off your virgin ass instead - that'll get your bills paid

[ben dover]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Maybe you should be auctioning off your virgin ass instead - that'll get your bills paid

I'm guessing from some of "his" posts that if his mom knew he was on the computer after bedtime "he" would be in trouble...

[Guest122317-1]

Ben I think you might be on to something.by his profile hes a " Zeta Reticulan drone machined by the cyberoptimatrix in the Large Magellanic Cloud.
Location Zebulon"
I sometimes wonder if fancy lady is him in disquse lol hes just trying to.get a rise. Whats fun is his posts are always humorous...lol lol

[Guest122317-1]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Maybe you should be auctioning off your virgin ass instead - that'll get your bills paid

I love it claire.. LOL LOL LOL

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Claire She Blows

Maybe you should be auctioning off your virgin ass instead - that'll get your bills paid

He might not be an anal virgin ...

[yitzchak]

I tried anal beads once.
I bought them as a gag,
but on one lonesome night,
I lubed them up and shoved them up my ass.

Change of plans. There's no dream job waiting for me after college. The education system is a joke. Some one please teach me how to start pimping hoes. It was my dream job since I was seven years old. But, I want to be a nice pimp who loves his hoes. I just want one hoe... I came here to find my wife, the girl who chooses me to be her pimp. Not because I made her, but because she wants me to.

... and I think you guys already know ... she is the hoe who pimped me ...