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Old 07-14-2021, 06:18 PM   #1
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My wife told me to go to the Doctor and get some of those pills that 'help' get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills.
I'm still looking for a place to live.
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Old 07-15-2021, 01:30 AM   #2
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Somehow not very funny. I do not know what happened in your family, what exactly led to this situation, but this is very bad.
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Old 07-15-2021, 06:13 AM   #3
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Somehow not very funny. I do not know what happened in your family, what exactly led to this situation, but this is very bad.
Which part of this forum don’t you understand? It’s only a joke.
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Old 07-16-2021, 11:58 PM   #4
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@bigmiketwo classic joke, solid premise. I'll give it a 7/10.

@Kay_B Good points and analysis, 7/10 also. Coming onto a joke forum and being a judgmental jackass...I'm going to crank this up to 11, -11/10. Average -2/10.

BIGMIKETWO WINS!
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Old 07-17-2021, 11:19 AM   #5
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Funny as Hell. Keep 'em cumming!
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Old 07-24-2021, 02:24 PM   #6
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Somehow not very funny. I do not know what happened in your family, what exactly led to this situation, but this is very bad.
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Old 07-26-2021, 02:57 AM   #7
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Which part of this forum don’t you understand? It’s only a joke.
There is some truth in every joke like this. Jokes are often taken from some life situations. Therefore, on the one hand, it is funny, but on the other, it is a really sad situation.
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Old 07-27-2021, 04:44 PM   #8
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This is a little off topic, but speaking of ED pills, I just saw on the 5:00 news tonight that somebody broke into the CVS on 6000 Bryant Irvin in FW, and stole all the viagra and cialis in the pharmacy. The police are now searching for a hardened criminal.
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Old 07-29-2021, 07:02 PM   #9
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There is some truth in every joke like this. Jokes are often taken from some life situations. Therefore, on the one hand, it is funny, but on the other, it is a really sad situation.
Hit a little too close to home?

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Old 07-30-2021, 12:19 PM   #10
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Best ED pill yet HOTT 30 something with big tits
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Old 12-18-2021, 09:18 PM   #11
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Kay, with all due respect, no it's not. Obesity, and its side effects is not only the killer of life but the destroyer of relationships.I'm old and a Doctor. It pains me so much to see a beautiful woman, wrapped in obesity, using alternate language to disguise the health destroying problem that is destroying their wonderful sexual attractiveness.
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My Mother was so beautiful, and when she began eating herself to death no one, like me who loved her so much, could surmount the courage to confront her. I know that BBW or whatever that is supposed to mean is nothing more than an excuse for lack of control of gluttony.
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Somehow not very funny. I do not know what happened in your family, what exactly led to this situation, but this is very bad.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard!
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Old 04-01-2022, 09:51 PM   #14
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Which part of this forum don’t you understand? It’s only a joke.
... Mate, this place surely gets MORE strange with
each passing day!

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Old 04-05-2022, 05:14 AM   #15
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Somehow not very funny. I do not know what happened in your family, what exactly led to this situation, but this is very bad.
It might well be OK to slap the OP across the face on live television these days when one is caught between a Chris Rock and a hard place.
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