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WyldemanATX · 08-15-2011, 03:53 PM

Why do real men watch Fox News?

Maybe because of:

Megyn Kelly

Martha Maccallum

Harris Faulkner

Courtney Friel

Uma Pemmeraju

Jane Skinner

Kimberly Guillfoyle
Did I mention Courtney Friel
(Oops, repeat. Hope you don't mind)

Lis Wiehl

Rebecca Gomez

Gretchen Carlson

Courtney Friel (Darn repeated again. Sorry)

Laurie Dhue

Julie Banderas, Ainsley Earhart , Dominica Davis

And there are probably some missing.

Why Republican Men Are So MuchHappier!

ANY QUESTIONS?

F-Sharp · 08-15-2011, 04:24 PM

I'm fairly confident these Republican "men" you're referring to are only watching these ladies to critique their fashion.

Mark Foley

U.S. Representative
(September 28, 2006)
The Crime: Sending sexually laced, gramatically challenged instant messages and e-mails to teenaged boys in the Congressional page program for more than 10 years.

Ted Haggard

Leader of the National Association of Evangelicals
(November 2006)
The Crime: Paying male prostitutes for sex and snorting crystal meth.

Larry Craig

U.S. Senator
Senate Liason for Mitt Romney’s Presidential Campaign
(June 11, 2007)
The Crime: Soliciting sex from an undercover cop in an airport bathroom

Bob Allen

Member of the Florida House of Representatives
Florida Chairman of John McCain’s Presidential Campaign
(July 11, 2007)
The Crime: Offering an undercover cop $20 to allow Allen to blow him in a men’s room in a public park. After being arrested, Allen tried to explain that he only offered to blow the cop because the cop was a “burly black man” and he “didn’t want to become a statistic.”

Glenn Murphy Jr.

National Chairman of the Young Republicans
Chairman of the Clark County Republican Party
(July 28, 2007)
The Crime: Murphy got a fellow Young Republican drunk and then spent the night at his house. The other young man woke up in the middle of the night to find Murphy giving him mouth-to-penis resuscitation. After this incident, a 1998 sexual battery report came to light in which Murphy was alleged to have done the exact same thing.

GneissGuy · 08-15-2011, 04:50 PM

I almost never watch Fox News, but one thing I do like about it is how much time brainless liberals spend worrying about it.

If it was really that bad, the bad liberals would ignore it. If they can't ignore it, it must be that the truth hurts.

Note I didn't say all liberals are brainless. Just the ones who can't seem to get over their fascination with Fox News.

Yssup Rider · 08-15-2011, 06:26 PM

Ahh. I get it. REAL men watch news on a particular station because they've got babes reading it. What HAVE I been missing?

Who's brainless, GG?

Unless it's porn (and some would say it is) the only person getting fucked in this deal is the VIEWER! I don't watch FOX. And I don't worry about it.

WyldemanATX · 08-15-2011, 06:30 PM

A funny and good looking thread turned into a negative sour minded tragedy...Typical left wing loons....I wish they could learn to take a joke...It could be the reason why they are so ugly....

kingorpawn · 08-15-2011, 06:33 PM

One of my friends notice I always watch Fox news and one day he asked me why. And I said, Who says I'm watching the 'news', I watch the foxes. Roger Ailes is a genius. He knows how to hire. There's a reason they have the top 10 news shows on TV.

NewWave · 08-15-2011, 08:00 PM

how can you have this list without Patti Anne Browne. i actually find her sexier than Courtney Friel, but maybe that's because Friel seems a bit stuck up and stupid. Though she's definitely super fuckable, no argument here.

also this Indian chick on Fox Business, Shibani Joshi, is definitely my type.

kingorpawn · 08-15-2011, 08:19 PM

Patti always looks hot on the 'Red Eye' show.

Yssup Rider · 08-15-2011, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wyldeman30

Typical left wing loons....I wish they could learn to take a joke...

This WORLD is a fucking joke, Wyldeman! Wanna know why?

Oh yeah ... I guess I'll beat off to an anchorwoman tonight. Zat make you feel more relevant? Typical ... OK, I know REAL conservatives. Hell I used to BE a real conservative. You guys ain't that. ... "Dipshit Uprising" response.

Please continue to cut of your noses to spite your faces. But some of us still LIVE in this country. So please wait until we die to fuck it up any more than you already have!

Love,

The American People

Yssup Rider · 08-15-2011, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kingorpawn

One of my friends notice I always watch Fox news and one day he asked me why. And I said, Who says I'm watching the 'news', I watch the foxes. Roger Ailes is a genius. He knows how to hire. There's a reason they have the top 10 news shows on TV.

Roger Ailes is pure evil. He's what Karl Rove wishes he could have been.

Know both of them. Wouldn't buy either a drink...again. But I'm sure both of them would buy me drinks ... and meals ... and concert tickets! (LOmotherfuckingL!)

Takeshi Miike · 08-15-2011, 11:03 PM

Personally, I am appalled by both MSNBC and FOX News. What happened to the concept of journalistic integrity? In the era where "infotainment" (you'll never catch me calling it news) is the norm, I worry about how misinformed and polarized we're becoming as a society. Unfortunately, as much as I've thought about it, I can't seem to think of a way we could safely curtail this propaganda without jeopardizing our freedom of speech and expression. Any ideas?

kingorpawn · 08-16-2011, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Takeshi Miike

Personally, I am appalled by both MSNBC and FOX News. What happened to the concept of journalistic integrity? In the era where "infotainment" (you'll never catch me calling it news) is the norm, I worry about how misinformed and polarized we're becoming as a society. Unfortunately, as much as I've thought about it, I can't seem to think of a way we could safely curtail this propaganda without jeopardizing our freedom of speech and expression. Any ideas?

I'm appalled by MSNBC too. They would have better ratings if they hired better looking chicks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Roger Ailes is pure evil. He's what Karl Rove wishes he could have been.

I also read he's paranoid about terrorist coming after him. But he still knows how to hire.

Know both of them. Wouldn't buy either a drink...again. But I'm sure both of them would buy me drinks ... and meals ... and concert tickets! (LOmotherfuckingL!)

I wouldn't mind having him buy me a drink and meal if he brings some of his good-looking Fox News babes along.

xxxHolly · 08-16-2011, 01:44 AM

I'm addicted to HLN lol....that Nancy Grace is fiesty, isn't she?!

matchingmole · 08-16-2011, 01:54 AM

Fox news is ok to watch with the sound on mute.

Guest040616 · 08-16-2011, 07:13 AM

"Real men" are not compelled to constantly brag about being a "real man!"

They leave that to the wannabes!