SL'S HOBBY POEM...You Poems Go Here

[Still Looking]

SL’S hobby Poem

The ladies I see are nice and sweet
From their clip on hair to their little feet
We laugh, have fun and I always tell a joke
During each session I always look to get a poke
New girls are nice and can be fun
I look for the thin ones as the rest weigh a ton
Curvy my preference always a fun ride
Spinners beware of the SLAMDANGO® slide
The thing I like best when I see a chick
Is what some of them can do with my dick
All are different some kind of crazy
But the ones that bug me are the ones that are lazy
Being on time is the right thing to do
But when the door opens I don’t want to meet Shamu
Don’t care for pimps or agencies not even a booker
When I do my search I want to talk to the hooker
TS’S I don’t judge they have their place
But the last thing I need is a dick in my face
Some waste your time and don’t even show
That’s how you get a reputation of being a bad ho
Big boobs are nice I like them very much
Holding a big bag of silicone is not sexy to the touch
Now a tight kitty is a treasure what more can I say
So I hobby and hobby looking for that perfect roll in the hay
I’ll never stop hobbying till the day I die
I know I can’t do them all and that makes me want to cry
So off I go making tons of calls
Hoping to find the next one who will play with my balls
But win or lose I have a smile on my face
Because we all know sometimes it’s all in the chase
And yes I have critics and this can be challenging at times to say the very least
But I just don’t care so long as the next chick is not a beast

[FLReWrite]

How I love to do thee? Let me count the ways.
I love to do thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love to do thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love to do thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love to do thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love to do thee with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love to do thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love to do thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love to do thee better after death.

I feel like this is REALLY what Elizabeth Barrett Browning wanted to say.

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[FLReWrite]

I'm shocked by the lack of laureates on this board.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by FLReWrite

I'm shocked by the lack of laureates on this board.

I'm sure we have lots of talented people here. They might just be shy!roman was NOT built overnight!

[FLReWrite]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

I'm sure we have lots of talented people here. They might just be shy!roman was NOT built overnight!

Oh, that was my thinking entirely. I know they're here. A tongue in cheek comment, mine was. And why all of the sudden am I thinking of rimming?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by FLReWrite

Oh, that was my thinking entirely. I know they're here. A tongue in cheek comment, mine was. And why all of the sudden am I thinking of rimming?

[Still Looking]

Gosh I don't want to take over the LV Coed but I'm always willing to help out! So here we go...

SL’S Silly Girl Poem

It’s a Silly Girl I Love and truly adore
The reason is simple it’s because she is a …..
Hot pink is her color and she could care less about a buck
She is a girl of few words but she likes to ….
Always to the point and sometimes even blunt
SL loves this one because she is really a ….
DATY and kissing are favorites of this lass
And it’s what I’ll do while drilling my dick right up her….

[Still Looking]

Let's get some poems posted!

[Still Looking]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
TS'S have varicose veins
How about you?

[chicagoboy]

Too many (or not enough) syllables in the 3rd line.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by chicagoboy

Too many (or not enough) syllables in the 3rd line.

That explains the points!

[Brandi Grovey]

Looks like i found the right place to be
Cause one thing i love is poetry
All my ads are written from day to day
As a poem while i search for someone to play
Have i found a group who writes the way i do
Its seems as though there may be one or two
Ive just pulled into vegas and will be posting soon
So look for my ad probably close to noon
Its been a long drive and im ready for some fun
Missouri is a long way to drive for anyone
I continue my search for the best dick in the country
Scouring from coast to coast ill find him eventually
Ill see you poets soon once i unpack
Then youll get to see if you like my rack

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Brandi Grovey

Looks like i found the right place to be
Cause one thing i love is poetry
All my ads are written from day to day
As a poem while i search for someone to play
Have i found a group who writes the way i do
Its seems as though there may be one or two
Ive just pulled into vegas and will be posting soon
So look for my ad probably close to noon
Its been a long drive and im ready for some fun
Missouri is a long way to drive for anyone
I continue my search for the best dick in the country
Scouring from coast to coast ill find him eventually
Ill see you poets soon once i unpack
Then youll get to see if you like my rack

Excellent and so sexy with those glasses on!

[FootLong]

yeah ya got girls that are greater
girls that are lesser
guys that are posers and hobby confessors
think they sexual professors
but they chick-stalkin’ post-trollin’ hooker obsessors

tell it to me straight, bro
where’d all the money go
are you really ringin’ bells ho after ho
can you do any good
with that lil’ twig o’ wood
or are ya just bangin’ on the rats in the hood

so she says she a ten, yes
more moves than a game of chess
then I drive over and she NCNS
now I’m older than Moses
least that’s what the ho says
but hey I got a garden with 300 roses…