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Old 12-28-2019, 06:16 PM   #31
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Don’t be too hard on LexLoser...he’s confined to a wheelchair and living his parents basement. All he has is a laptop and hope that he can get an erection again...that’s why he only “posts” and never reviews. So sad...
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Old 12-28-2019, 11:10 PM   #32
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I don't want to shut the fuck up, and I've got ties I've worn while fucking that are older than you, so you can stick that "junior" sock where it belongs and keep it there! It may work on some, but it obviously doesn't on me.

Oh, I didn't say you had "outed" anyone. Another lie of yours.

Giving out a licensed person's address and phone number OUTS THEM, and either you know that and don't give a shit or you don't know it and your "knowledge" (or lack thereof) is a danger to all hobbyists AND persons who provide services to hobbyists.

I will continue defending the latter group until the mods kick me off this site ... as to their privacy and respect for their activities within the confines of their professional work areas.

And any mod who does that will have to explain to someone why dancers' names, addresses, and/or personal phone numbers are "off limits" on posts on this site ... and one mod thought enough about it to post a rule regarding LMT's.

Now grow up and get over yourself.
Seriously, Junior, what an absolutely sad, pathetic life you live. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.
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Old 12-28-2019, 11:22 PM   #33
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About the only thing that LL said that makes sense is that it's a worthless review.
Everything else is much ado about nothing.
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Old 12-29-2019, 04:51 AM   #34
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About the only thing that LL said that makes sense is that it's a worthless review.
Everything else is much ado about nothing.
Boardman, disclosing your personal information, eg home address, is not "much ado about nothing" ... or is it?

Isn't that why you (and the rest of us) have a "user name" rather than using our real names and phone numbers? Or is "Boardman" your real name?

If this, and you seem to agree, is a useless review, then why do you applaud exposing her personal information that could possibly jeopardize her business with a useless review (just to get more free time on Eccie)?

And more importantly, because you have historically seemed to favor the enforcement of board rules,

#1 if "Kim" is a licensed massage therapist then according to "The Rule" she is not supposed to be reviewed on Eccie (now why is that?); and

#2 if "Kim IS NOT an LMT (licensed to give massages) then the OP just revealed she committed a violation of the state licensing requirements, she can be "administratively" visited by local or county LE, reported to the State of Texas and her livelihood could be impacted at a minimum and if her family, landlord, and friends were unaware of the activities there could be other consequences to her livelihood and life. (Please don't dismiss MOCO spa enforcement!)

All for "NOTHING"! as you say.

If there is any portion of the below you don't understand/comprehend ... please ask (no charge!):

https://www.tdlr.texas.gov/mas/maslaw090117.pdf

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A peace officer of this state, including a peace officer employed by a political subdivision of the state, may enforce this chapter.
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Old 12-29-2019, 01:09 PM   #35
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Holy fucking White Knight, Batman!!! Un-fucking-believable!! LMFAO!!!!
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Old 12-29-2019, 01:13 PM   #36
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Old 12-29-2019, 02:02 PM   #37
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Holy fucking White Knight, Batman!!! Un-fucking-believable!! LMFAO!!!!
He dreams of becoming known as the "Messiah of MOCO", saving all the LMTs and hair salons from the clutches of the evil Constable's office and maybe, just maybe getting treated to a freebee once in awhile if he ever graduates past his right hand.
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I believe LexLoser is the Pastor of the Reformed Parlor Girls Congregation
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Old 12-30-2019, 07:15 AM   #39
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....if he ever graduates past his right hand.
.... were you socially promoted to your left one?

You and yours need to grow up. Or at least act mature.

And start treating ladies with some respect instead of acting like all they are is a spit tune for your body fluids. There are 8 reviews between the 3 of you and you all pretend to be "God's Gift" in the spa world and some kind of Spa Forum monitors. I don't even pay rent for the space in your collective heads.
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Old 12-30-2019, 08:26 AM   #40
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Spittoon.

And again, your inferiority complex is showing.
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Old 12-30-2019, 09:19 AM   #41
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LexLoser,...at least that is 8 more reviews than you have contributed.
If you don’t approve of the way these parlor girls are reviewed and talked about, you shouldn’t be on a website that its sole purpose is just that...

...FYI, it is “spittoon”, not “spit tune”...unless you’re singing a song with your spit...lol
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Old 12-30-2019, 10:59 AM   #42
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.... were you socially promoted to your left one?

You and yours need to grow up. Or at least act mature.

And start treating ladies with some respect instead of acting like all they are is a spit tune for your body fluids. There are 8 reviews between the 3 of you and you all pretend to be "God's Gift" in the spa world and some kind of Spa Forum monitors. I don't even pay rent for the space in your collective heads.
As usual, junior, you allow your alligator mouth to overload your chickadee ass. You don't know me and you don't know how I treat ladies, or anyone else for that matter. You don't know shit from Shinola. Spit tune? Seriously, junior? This is coming from someone who thinks a pimped out Toyota Camry with leather seats is the epitome of automotive excellence? Seriously? I'd be embarrassed.
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As usual, junior, you allow your alligator mouth to overload your chickadee ass. You don't know me and you don't know how I treat ladies, or anyone else for that matter. You don't know shit from Shinola. Spit tune? Seriously, junior? This is coming from someone who thinks a pimped out Toyota Camry with leather seats is the epitome of automotive excellence? Seriously? I'd be embarrassed.
You feel better after the shit? Like empty between the ears?

I'm proud of calling your tripe "spit tune"!!!!!!!

And you're ZERO out of 8 !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-31-2019, 08:42 AM   #44
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You feel better after the shit? Like empty between the ears?

I'm proud of calling your tripe "spit tune"!!!!!!!

And you're ZERO out of 8 !!!!!!!!!!!!
You accuse others of what you yourself are guilty of. That only works for Donald Trump, and not very well at that. And you're no Donald Trump.
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LOL ... where's my popcawn UITB ?
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