What the fuck Mr. Patel....

[proudoftexas]

Is this is a humble brag?

Whatever "ratchet" he threw into your "game", it sounds like you chewed up and spit out. Dude still remembers you since November? You are Nat King Cole unforgettable.

[jbravo_123]

Talk about a bro code violation...

[Abigail (Source of JOY)]

Depending on which PI you use... I have checked into a room (alone) and had my Mr. chased down upon entering the room because we didn't give both DL at check in?!?!? WTF??? And then after leaving another, I have been approached by the desk clerk asking my hourly rate??? You never know what you are going to get at these places!!!

[Beau Derierre]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Ummm.yeah. I gotta find a new PI. I rolled up to a local notel & the dude was all, "Long time no see." Bro. For real? Hate to say it but the gal was right there too. Way to throw a in my game, Talha.

STFU. for real.

When did rachet get added to the dictionary Dorian?

[Hunteradventurer]

There is one I go to they give you a frequent flyers card, they mark a spot on the card each visit & after ten visits you get the eleventh one free (I shit you not).

[Fancyinheels]

Have you considered a camper van or RV? Just park at Wal*Mart. No check-in, always a bed handy, and you know who - and what - has been on the sheets.

This might be particularly appropriate:

[Dorian Gray]

Originally Posted by proudoftexas

Is this is a humble brag?

Nope. It's a genuine WTF. If I'm renting a room for a few hours he should know discretion is the game.

Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

Depending on which PI you use... I have checked into a room (alone) and had my Mr. chased down upon entering the room because we didn't give both DL at check in?!?!? WTF??? And then after leaving another, I have been approached by the desk clerk asking my hourly rate??? You never know what you are going to get at these places!!!

The double ID thing happens 1 out of 5-6.

Did he schedule an appt, or try & haggle the price?

Originally Posted by SensualSpecialist

When did rachet get added to the dictionary Dorian?

I was slightly befuddled at the time of my initial post, & my thesaurus was in my other pants.

Originally Posted by Hunteradventurer

There is one I go to they give you a frequent flyers card, they mark a spot on the card each visit & after ten visits you get the eleventh one free (I shit you not).

Fucker owes me some hours on principal.

[Guest032117]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

This might be particularly appropriate:

Can this be found in burnt sienna???

[proudoftexas]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

Nope. It's a genuine WTF. If I'm renting a room for a few hours he should know discretion is the game.

I was kidding. I'm giving you a hard time. I understand where you're coming from.

[inctown]

Originally Posted by Dorian Gray

I HADN'T been there since Nov of last year. That's why I was surprised.

Maybe he was talking to her then

[mikkifine]

It would be better to go to a regular hotel than a notel. I did not realize that the PI's were getting that weird and tacky.

[boardman]

You've just got to know how to handle those Patel brothers...All 43,267 of 'em.

[bbkid]

eh

[notanewbie]

Originally Posted by mikkifine

I did not realize that the PI's were getting that weird and tacky.

I know right? Weird and tacky! Plus some smell weird.

[coolaid]

Who the hell takes their date into the office to pay for the room at a PI?


Hmm...