$2 Billion and all I got with this lousy T-shirt

[dirty dog]

Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

The reason President Obama is going to India is because he needs his computer serviced. It was in the small print in his "Best Buy" extended warranty. And the flight there took less time than if he waited on hold for tech support to pick up.

Take notes John, this is funny LOL

[john_galt]

Yes, there is a humorous message there. Did KC get the joke?
I still like my T-shirt idea though.

By the way, I always write tongue in cheek. When I am completely serious I think you will see the difference. Well, some of you.

Maybe I need a new avatar? Do you think that is causing all the misunderstandings? I remember someone had some high hopes because of his Greek fetish.

I don't have time for experimentation, how do you go about changing the avatar. Hopefully I'll have an answer when I get back.

[catnipdipper]

Galt;

Get and use the Alfred E. Neuman one.
It is more appropriate in my opinion.

I for one have never once seen or gotten any humor in any post that you have written. If you did stand up it would be a quiet house until the hook came or you got hit with a tomato.

[kcbigpapa]

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

Galt;

Get and use the Alfred E. Neuman one.
It is more appropriate in my opinion.

I for one have never once seen or gotten any humor in any post that you have written. If you did stand up it would be a quiet house until the hook came or you got hit with a tomato.

He's about as funny as Ben Stein, whose Wikipedia page mentions his comedic endeavors.

Also, I would suggest a new avatar picture to be Corky from Life Goes On. <---Now that is fucking funny.

[john_galt]

I see, making fun of the handicapped... You are a prince of a man and an example to all of us.


I thought about Andy Kaufman because I never understood his sense of humor either.

[kcbigpapa]

JG, it isn't the handicapped I am making fun of, but...oh forget it, it appears my suggestion fits to a T.

[john_galt]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...hi-museum.html

Sorry Elena, apparently others agree with about the travel arrangements of the chosen one.

[john_galt]

Enjoy: http://daybydaycartoon.com/

[dirty dog]

Yeah John your right, probably wouldn't want to protect the President when he travels to an area where the possibility of violence exists. For someone who was saying he was joking and needs a different audience you sure seem to still be pushing this issue.

[john_galt]

Don't put words in my mouth DD, your thoughts, not mine. Let me repeat; I don't know why he is going to India anyway. He has come up with no reasonable explanation other than the first thing he blurted out sans teleprompter. He wanted to see the Festival of Lights something he could have done in 2013 without our aid.

I go to school and I work. I have given up going to events because I can't justify the time and expense. I'm sure that others on this site have had the same experience. Why does Obama believe himself to be exempt?

[kcbigpapa]

Listen Corky, your asinine posts indicates everyone else is skipping events. Seems to be a lot of new reviews on this site. I don't understand why these reviewers feel exempt from spending money. JG, your ever senseless posts are indicating your true intelligence, or lack thereof. Your trolling is getting as tiresome as your long lost son Longer. You state you don't know why the President is going to India, but then you say it is because of the Festival of Lights. So which is it Corky? So you work and go to school, but according to your posts, you know about everything, with this one exception. The stench of the bullshit you're trying to pass on us is getting strong.

Originally Posted by john_galt

Don't put words in my mouth DD, your thoughts, not mine. Let me repeat; I don't know why he is going to India anyway. He has come up with no reasonable explanation other than the first thing he blurted out sans teleprompter. He wanted to see the Festival of Lights something he could have done in 2013 without our aid.

I go to school and I work. I have given up going to events because I can't justify the time and expense. I'm sure that others on this site have had the same experience. Why does Obama believe himself to be exempt?

[BigWayne]

It's probably too large of an entourage, but I have no objection to the trip. We have vital strategic military interests in the region, as well as economic and trade interests (which could also be considered strategic in nature).

And as for the security aspect, there can never be too much. There are Islamic extremist terrorists active in India. Afghanistan is a war zone. How can anyone say that a major Naval presence in the Indian ocean is bad? Give me a break. Soft talk is worthless without a big stick.

You need to consider what it would mean to the cause of these terrorists if they were able to pull off an attack against the President or his family. Regardless of whether or not you are a fan of Obama, it's a fact that a successful attack would mean the world to these extremists assholes. Therefore, we have to do everything possible to thwart it.

Besides, I think Obama could use a vacation after the year he's had.

[john_galt]

KC, if you're going to try to puts in my mouth, get it right.

I said I don't know why Obama is going to India.
I said that when asked the question originally Obama (off prompter) said he wanted to go see the Festival of Lights.
I can't read minds, I don't know why, I can only repeat what Obama said. Now you can say he is lying or not. I am expressing an opinion about what has been said.

[Longermonger]

Originally Posted by john_galt

Maybe I need a new avatar?

The Galt has no clothes.