Kyle Kelly of Dallas - Is she real?

[Revenant]

This lady seems impossibly hot for Dallas:

https://allkylekelly.com

She is also very expensive and wants a 50% retainer.

Does anyone have any information as to whether she matches her pictures and if she is fun in the room?

TIA

[darkwader]

impossibly hot? you need to go back to your optometrist.

also when you say too hot for dallas, do you mean too hot for my zipcode coz dallas has all sorts of people..

[VeryClean]

Originally Posted by Revenant

This lady seems impossibly hot for Dallas:

https://allkylekelly.com

Impossibly hot for Dallas? Really?

I find your post a bit insulting considering that there are many Dallas providers who are as hot if not hotter than the lady you mentioned above. If I had to choose where to hobby in the USA, I would choose Dallas every time so don't have such a low opinion of our providers.

I don't know about her being impossibly hot for Dallas, but she may want to take a spelling lesson before she joins us, since she spelled "gentlemen" wrong on her website. Surprising, considering her extremely high rates for her time.

[Munk]

I guess "hot" is subjective...

She kind of falls into the "dime a dozen" group here in Dallas.

[rexdutchman]

Retainer -- oh hell no ,,,,,

[mtabsw]

I like the minimum "Up to 90 minutes - $1000" - I didn't major in sentence structure, but this seems like plausible deniability to end the consulting session way before the time runs out....

Pass.

[CG2014]

Did you see her contact page?

https://allkylekelly.com/contact.php

Request for appointment made through P411 will still require you to fill out her form.

https://formsentry.de/secure/view.php?id=29557

So what's the point of a guy being on P411, then?

Her photos on her website are MEH to me.

There is not one that stood out and made me go

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[Revenant]

Originally Posted by VeryClean

Impossibly hot for Dallas? Really?

I find your post a bit insulting considering that there are many Dallas providers who are as hot if not hotter than the lady you mentioned above. If I had to choose where to hobby in the USA, I would choose Dallas every time so don't have such a low opinion of our providers.

I don't know about her being impossibly hot for Dallas, but she may want to take a spelling lesson before she joins us, since she spelled "gentlemen" wrong on her website. Surprising, considering her extremely high rates for her time.

You need to try other cities if you think Dallas ladies are super hot. In Dallas, Nastya Sedokova is hot. And maybe a small handful of others. But after that it is all chunky chicks and tattoos. Quality drops right off the table.

Twenty years ago - even 15 years ago - Dallas had amazing women at reasonable prices. Swimsuit model bodies and no tattoos.

Today? Slim pickings.

So, the Kyle Kelly chick has great pictures, but I wonder if they are real. Because it is in Dallas.