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Old 04-07-2015, 08:53 PM   #1
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Lightbulb 98% of women masturbate in the shower

98% of women masturbate in the shower, the other 2% sing a song, you know what the song is?

(Answer, then wait for it....)
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no one is answering or knows the song,
so they must be in the 98% percent lol
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Old 04-08-2015, 08:04 AM   #3
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LOL. I had to go look it up but see you already answered it. Without looking it up, I would have said "no". Kind of goes the same for guys. LOL

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guy: Did you know that 98% of women masturbate in the shower, the other 2% sing. Do you know what song they sing?
girl: No, what?
guy: I guess you're not one of those 2% huh!?
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I don't know what the answer is but I prefer dressing rooms in department stores lol. I was never a great sales associate.
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The idea is, you tell that joke to women, not to the sausage-packers...
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Old 04-17-2015, 10:18 AM   #6
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I know sweetie; it sounds better coming from a man; but its still pretty funny.
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