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Old 11-15-2012, 12:15 PM   #1
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Default Colonoscopy In San San Francisco

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama , I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting friends in San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco
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Old 11-15-2012, 03:31 PM   #2
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You stinker. LOL!
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lol---good one!
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Ahhhh, San Fransisco. Where the men are men...and so are the women.
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funny Artee !

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Did you know that in San Francisco, the city will pay for addadictomy surgery for its employees? Seriously.
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COD,

In Texas, you can get an Oppendectomy for free? Did you know that? It is where they cut the nerve that runs from your Asshole to Eyeball. It removes your shitty outlook on life.

If it gets too bad, move on down to Texas.
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Old 11-26-2012, 05:50 PM   #8
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@ OP, LMAO!!
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Hey, I think I met that nurse in San Diego in a very dark bar back in my marine Corp days. There's one time it was good to be REALLY drunk.....
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